LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[lupo pazzesco]

Oh, and Lupo: what kind of tea would you like? I just got some nice Ceylon stuff in, and I have some masala chai. We have decaf Sencha, and some cheap green teas (Bulk Barn, but they're yummy). We also have sleepytime, mint, raspberry thriller, lemon ginger and a licorice based one. Take your pick.

Did someone say chai...?

Mew??

[Magpie]

Sure. I hope you don't mind powered milk (if you brew it to the strength of regular tea, and add powdered milk, you don't need to heat your milk. It's nice.) I have good sugar though.

[lupo pazzesco]

I don't mind. I make a chai concentrate, and add a bit of milk to it initially, so I don't have to add it later/heat it. Just...combine it with hot water and instant chai. Less than 2 minutes in the microwave. Yum.

I'm out though. I have to brew a fresh batch. Mmm...chai...

[BookstoreEscapee]

How dense are these brownies? (How dense are you? /jk)

Ohmygod.

Perfectly undercooked in the middle and still slightly warm.

omigodomigodomigod.

[lupo pazzesco]

Ohmygod.

Perfectly undercooked in the middle and still slightly warm.

omigodomigodomigod.

I <3 you. You know this, right?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I <3 you. You know this, right?

I know this.

I said in chat that I don't like pumpkin and they threatened to report me to you. I told them "I gave Lupo pumpkin pie soap. Lupo loves me."

by the way, yesterday I picked up some more Spiced Apricot tea and decided to try some Apple Cider tea, too.

[lupo pazzesco]

I've already forgiven you for that one flaw in your character.

You make perfect brownies, that's grounds for love right there! (they HAVE to be slightly undercooked in the middle, so they don't get all hard and crunchy. Why does no one else understand this!?!)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Lupo! Where'd you go? I'm there!! I'm sorry! I wasn't ignoring you!!

[Victory Sabre]

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

^*%(*&*)*&)&*^!!!!!

The till was $50 short tonight!!!!!!!

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[BookstoreEscapee]

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

^*%(*&*)*&)&*^!!!!!

The till was $50 short tonight!!!!!!!

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Ooh, that sucks.

[Victory Sabre]

It's in the cash. So we might have a thief.

Yea!!!!

Shoot me please.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Ugh. I have thankfully never had such a shortage that we didn't find either in the safe at the end of the night or in the deposit the next morning.

[Victory Sabre]

I went over the journal for the day, but couldn't find anything off. I'm going in early tomorrow, and go over the fucker with a fine toothed comb. I'm going to look at EVERY cash sale and see if things match up.

Damn it! That really ruins me finding a silver 1968 Canadian dime in the till tonight.

[Becks]

I love you all!!!


Boobs!!!!





More boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



More love!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whiskey]

psuedoCHEF WHISKEY IS BACK, BITCH

2 large AA eggs
1/4C milk
Spinach
Broccoli florettes
corn
Spices

Throw spinach, broccoli, and corn in a pan with some butter to sauté.


Put eggs and milk in a bowl, beat the shit out of it (picture redacted for fork on egg violence). Put a couple shakes turmeric, curry powder, cardamom (gives a really nice sweet aftertaste, imo) and cayenne. Pour egg mix over veggies.


Cook on medium, stirring whenever the eggs form a bottom.


Get delicious, warm tortilla. Put eggs on it. Light drizzle of Sriracha.


Wrap it.*


Eat it over a tupperwear lid because you're too bachelor to do your dishes. (picture redacted for mouth of egg burrito carnage).

*I use a screwdriver and a sock to wrap my tortillas, you don't?