LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Whiskey]

Whiskey! You're using a metal flipper on a non-stick pan? *faints in horror*

yep, have yet to make a single scratch.

Hey Whiskey will you make that for ME sometime? After basic? And AIT? Yeah... That...

4sho

[SengaKitty]

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Yay! Thank you

[KiaKat]

OH GOD THERE'S TOO MUCH WINE

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT ALL

SAVE ME

*facedesks*

[Amina516]

OH GOD THERE'S TOO MUCH WINE

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT ALL

SAVE ME

*facedesks*

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!

[Amina516]

It was purely selfish. 1.5lbs of hair landed on the floor yesterday. Only 11.5 more to go! (apparently I'm 2in shorter than I though I was, and thus have to lose 13lbs and not 12)

ETA: Better picture of the hair cut
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Very cute!!

Im not that brave. It looks great on you.

[Amina516]

deep fry or pan

Deep fry. ......I <3 Crispy Ears

[Elspeth]

OH GOD THERE'S TOO MUCH WINE

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT ALL

SAVE ME

*facedesks*

Sure send it my way. I want to try braised short ribs (why can't I find a simple receipe) and I like to drink whites

[Pedersen]

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!

Wherein we learn the fun of taking quotes out of context

[KiaKat]

PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!

Sure send it my way. I want to try braised short ribs (why can't I find a simple receipe) and I like to drink whites

No, see, that won't help. Because I'm fairly sure, even between the three (four) of us (Whiskey), that we can't drink EIGHT FUCKING CASES OF WINE.

Yes, folks, I have to squeeze EIGHT entire cases (that's 96 bottles for anyone counting) into the already completely full shelves.

*kill*

Oh and now my email marketing system is fucked, so I can't even send the alert email for tomorrow's party.

I'm gonna kill someone. Coworker better get here soon and take some of this list, or else it's not getting done.

Ok, who has the boobs, and who has the coffee? I think I need both.

[Whiskey]

No, see, that won't help. Because I'm fairly sure, even between the three (four) of us (Whiskey), that we can't drink EIGHT FUCKING CASES OF WINE.

I think you underestimate me and I really don't appreciate it.

[Whiskey]

Gonna sperg out like Pedersen right now:

Assuming theres twelve 750ML bottles of wine per case, thats 9000ml or 9 litres of wine per case. You have 8 cases which makes it 72 litres of wine. I can pack away 3 liters of wine on an okay day. I could probably pack away 5 or 6 litres depending on how fast you need that wine disposed of.

I can have my share (2 cases between the four of us) gone in a week.

[Elspeth]

I like Whiskey's plan. It is a good plan.

[Pedersen]

Gonna sperg out like Pedersen right now:

For some reason, I can't help but think I should be offended by this

[Whiskey]

For some reason, I can't help but think I should be offended by this

nobody likes a crybaby

[xx_wolfie_xx]

My good people,
If I may have your attention please. Recently we know that BE has gone to the eye doctor, twice. Apparently she finds the technician there rather attractive and has been bemoaning the fact that she won't grow a pair and ask the fellow out, despite the fact that he has already asked HER out, she just didn't recognize it for what it was. Now our dear friend needs, in my own humble opinion, a good swift kick in the butt. If everyone who reads this would please pester her until we get a solid confirmation that she has at the very least asked the gentleman out.


So begins phase one.


Thank you for your time,
Wolfie