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  • *pushes BE nicely into the arms of the eyeglass tech, whispering "go for it!"
    "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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    • Well, she did say she was heading out, though she didn't say for what precisely. And that was a good three hours ago. And she knows he works on Fridays.

      So, fingers crossed here.

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      • ok heres what you do.

        go get your eyes checked, then go to buy something.

        accidentally forget your wallet at home

        inform him you will do anything *hair twirl* because you really, really need glasses.


        go have sex in the back.
        Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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        • BSE!!

          You march your boobs in there THIS INSTANT and ask that penis man OUT! NOW MISSY!

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          • Quoth Whiskey View Post


            go have sex in the back.
            Hold on...i didnt clean up yet

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            • It is your birthday. Tell him you want a birthday present.

              ETA: And a Happy Birthday to you.
              Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
              Save the Ales!
              Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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              • *limps in*

                Alcohol.

                On an IV drip.

                NOOOWWWW!!

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                • This does not sound good.

                  *Hands Lupo Rum*
                  Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                  Save the Ales!
                  Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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                  • *chugs*

                    I just went grocery shopping.... >.>








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                    • Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                      *limps in*

                      Alcohol.

                      On an IV drip.

                      NOOOWWWW!!
                      THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!!


                      *starts Jaeger IV*

                      That way you dont have to taste it...but you get ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up... lol.

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                      • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!!!


                        *starts Jaeger IV*

                        That way you dont have to taste it...but you get ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up... lol.
                        Bless you!! A million times, bless you. I take back every bad thing I've ever said thought wrote believed about you!!

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                        • I would help with the whole wine thing and all, but...I hate the taste of wine. Now if it were a steady supply of sunset passion coladas... SIGN ME UP!

                          *gives Lupo a cookie*
                          "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                          "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                          Amayis is my wifey

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                          • COOKIE!!!

                            *noms happily* mmmm...coooooookie...

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                            • He was not working today.
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • 1. I FUCKING DID IT. I GOT ALL THAT WINE INTO THE SHELVES. bitches.

                                2. BE, if you don't ask him out by the time I leave for NH on Thursday morning, I'm detouring into Jersey and telling him myself. I'm sure there's a photo of you on this thread that I can use to tempt him. Probably more than one. And I will have the support of, well, half this thread.

                                3. *hands Lupo a bottle of 100 proof Slivovica, a straw, and a lighter (to dispose of the fumes)

                                4. Ow. I hurt. That is all.

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