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  • Yeah...I had tiger stripes of various burns by the end of this summer at camp. Now most of them are faded, but there's three big ones that stand out. I burned my pinkie on Saturday making spaghetti and I didn't even flinch because I'm so used to burning myself.

    As for food, I don't generally eat when I'm on my period, except for chocolate stuff. I had some chocolate Special K for breakfast, I'll probably have COCO wheats at like three or so. Has to be sweet or salty food or it doesn't stay inside me well.
    Will someone go get me some chocolate donuts? Plllleeeaaaseeee?
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    • I have burned my hand when I came to the realization that heated-up spaghetti sauce has a tendency to explode. And I got a rather large dollop right on my hand. OW.
      "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
      "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
      Amayis is my wifey

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      • Quoth Eisa View Post
        I have burned my hand when I came to the realization that heated-up spaghetti sauce has a tendency to explode. And I got a rather large dollop right on my hand. OW.
        Better that than your eye. I got it closed on time (we think) but hot stuff on the eyelid is pretty bad. And if you're adding in the acidity... Jackdaw was busy helping me (fortunately I hadn't killed the aloe plant at the time, so we could put it in my eye, you can't do that with the purchased gel). So my housemate and a mutual friend finished the sauce. They put some of every single spice into it. Including the cinnamon & chat masala. (Of course, I didn't really have spices at the time: it was a 16-rack and nothing else, so it didn't do that much).

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        • Quoth Amina516 View Post
          Ill do you one better..


          I burnt my titty ....making soup...in the microwave...

          Blam..

          Boobie blister...
          And nobody has offered to kiss it and make it better?
          Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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          • Thought for the day: Strawberry jello covered boobs.

            That is all.

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            • Quoth RestaurantDude View Post
              I once burnt my fingertips rather badly at The Restaurant. Lesson learned: cast iron bread baking racks at room temperature look exactly like cast iron bread baking racks that are heated to several hundred degrees in an oven.
              Been there, done that, had the smooth palms to show it.

              Whats worse is when its at that kind of heat, it sticks to you too.
              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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              • Quoth Pedersen View Post
                Thought for the day: Strawberry jello covered boobs.

                That is all.
                That might make my boobie feel better!

                GREAT IDEA!

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                • Quoth csquared View Post
                  And nobody has offered to kiss it and make it better?
                  Sadly..no one seems interested...

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                  • *drags Amina into the blanket fort for some healing kisses*

                    NO PEEKING!

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                    • *lifts blanket*

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                      • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        Sadly..no one seems interested...
                        Last time I offered to do anything with your boobs, you told me to deal with your hubby. Since he frightens me, I decided not to offer this time

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                        • Quoth Magpie View Post
                          Better that than your eye. I got it closed on time (we think) but hot stuff on the eyelid is pretty bad. And if you're adding in the acidity... Jackdaw was busy helping me (fortunately I hadn't killed the aloe plant at the time, so we could put it in my eye, you can't do that with the purchased gel). So my housemate and a mutual friend finished the sauce. They put some of every single spice into it. Including the cinnamon & chat masala. (Of course, I didn't really have spices at the time: it was a 16-rack and nothing else, so it didn't do that much).
                          Ouch. That sounds painful. Now I'm doubly glad I didn't do that. Particularly since, as far as I know, I'm allergic to aloe vera.
                          "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                          "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                          Amayis is my wifey

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                          • Quoth Pedersen View Post
                            Last time I offered to do anything with your boobs, you told me to deal with your hubby. Since he frightens me, I decided not to offer this time
                            I musta been drinking that day. Im a whore in real life....



                            Lol.

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                            • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                              I musta been drinking that day. Im a hoo-rah in real life....



                              Lol.
                              Fixed.


                              A friend of my dad's (that I knew) owned a restaurant in Bountiful... slipped... and sat in a deep fry vat.

                              He said, "When you're covered in hot grease, it's hard to get a grip."
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                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                              • I once burned my thumb on the red-hot wire of the shrink-wrap machine at Store1. Had a nice white line across it.
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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