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  • I had a lovely circular burn on my right palm when I was around 7 that took a while to heal. "Hey Dad, do you think this would be hot?" "What? Wait! Don't..." *loud yelp*

    And that is how I learnt to never touch the car exhaust, especially after it's just been put through it's paces on a dyno.
    Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.

    Avatar created by the lovely Eisa.

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    • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      I once burned my thumb on the red-hot wire of the shrink-wrap machine at Store1. Had a nice white line across it.
      did that to my forearm with the shrink wrap machine. Much owwieness ensued.

      Quoth Mishi View Post
      I had a lovely circular burn on my right palm when I was around 7 that took a while to heal. "Hey Dad, do you think this would be hot?" "What? Wait! Don't..." *loud yelp*

      And that is how I learnt to never touch the car exhaust, especially after it's just been put through it's paces on a dyno.
      did that, too. But it was my leg and a motorcycle exhaust. There's a reason we were told to STAY AWAY from daddy's motorcycle when he'd just finished riding it home from work. Oops...

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      • as i was promised other dirty pics here are the links to mine.
        first one is just funny, second one is NSFW BUT the naughty bits are covered
        so there

        A dirty mind

        Is lexia pic

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        • Quoth LexiaFira View Post
          is it wrong of me to wonder "wheres the mustard?"
          This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
          my blog:http://steeledragon.wordpress.com/

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          • no, you would not be wrong. The mustard was not in this shot for what it was doing at the other end
            Last edited by Midnight12; 10-07-2010, 03:47 AM.

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            • Guys...

              i need a hug.

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              • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                i need a hug.
                *hugs* What's wrong?

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                • I posted in my move thread.

                  Basically, i just told my closest cousin whom i love dearly, that I was planning on moving to Florida and she then proceeds to log off the comp programs were talking on AND then posts a FB message about how she received poopy news and she wishes it was a dream...all the while ignoring me and proceeding to make me cry.

                  Seriously? I tell her for support and this is what I get...

                  Im still crying. WTF

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                  • That sucks, badly. I can't even go to any of this thread's tried and true topics for a cheap laugh, they just don't fit.

                    I'm sorry. Any chance you can change her status from "Closest Cousin" to "Cheapest Whore" in the next few minutes? That way, you'd only be mildly hurt by her actions.

                    And, for those playing along in the audience, this is why we generally keep Pedersen locked up in the "help! my emotional problems suck!" threads, because his advice sucks so badly.

                    I'll still provide the hugs, at least. I'll just keep my mouth shut.

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                    • LOL!

                      No, i did need that

                      I dont think I want to stoop to her level...I have a rule about not posting my business on facebook and even though im pissed off right now, I wont stoop to her level. Shes on her status gathering sympathy for something that she has nothing to do with....

                      FUCK HER

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                      • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        I dont think I want to stoop to her level...I have a rule about not posting my business on facebook and even though im pissed off right now, I wont stoop to her level. Shes on her status gathering sympathy for something that she has nothing to do with....
                        The only thing I'll say at all in her defense is that she's likely hurting a lot right now. After all, she feels like she's losing you. If you give it some time, she might come back around. She might not, but well, if she does, just remember how close you two are.

                        Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        FUCK HER
                        No, not unless her boobs are covered in strawberry jello, and she looks at least half as good as this babe here. Anything less, and I can guarantee she's not worth it.

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                        • Quoth LexiaFira View Post
                          as i was promised other dirty pics here are the links to mine.
                          first one is just funny, second one is NSFW BUT the naughty bits are covered
                          so there

                          A dirty mind

                          Is lexia pic
                          Yeah, but what a small wiener...

                          Also, kitty/foxy girl. LOVE. SO MUCH.




                          And I'm sorry, Amina. *offers hug* That is very not cool of your cousin.
                          "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                          "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                          Amayis is my wifey

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                          • Quoth Pedersen View Post
                            The only thing I'll say at all in her defense is that she's likely hurting a lot right now. After all, she feels like she's losing you. If you give it some time, she might come back around. She might not, but well, if she does, just remember how close you two are.



                            No, not unless her boobs are covered in strawberry jello, and she looks at least half as good as this babe here. Anything less, and I can guarantee she's not worth it.

                            Lmao Pedersen! I almost peed myself when I clicked that link.

                            I GUESs she may be hurting.. But making me feel like shit is a funny way of showing it.

                            She can suck it.

                            And no.. She's no where near as hot as that chick in the link. Lol

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                            • Would this make you feel better? [NSFW]
                              "And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
                              "Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
                              Amayis is my wifey

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                              • Also, big ups to *my city* cops.

                                For entering my yard with a police dog without permission, scaring the FUCKNUGGETS out of me when I see someone stalking quietly around my house and then...leaving my gate open... Jerks

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