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Hubby was brushing our new pomeranian puppy (Rocky) and very seriously calls me over. We have the following conversation:
Hubby: Listen, dont freak out.. But I think Rocky may have a birth defect.
ME: What?! Hes been to the vet and they didnt say anything. Whats wrong?
H: Well, I think he was a third ear...
Me: WTF? Seriously? Where?
H: *parts section of hairs on back of head* Look, right there (at this point, id like to illustrate hes extremely concerned and upset right now)
Me: *gets down and pokes said thing* Its triangle shaped and honestly looks like a little ear....but... Ummm babe?
H: What?
Me: Thats a mat of hair?
H: WHAT?
Me: Look at it. Its hair. theres no tissue in there. *giggle*
H: SHUT UP!
Me: *uncontrollably laughing*
H: Just leave. dammit... *kinda smirking at this point* I was scared for him!!!
Me: *leaves.. still laughing*
Later:
Hubby: I cut the litte mat of hair off?
Me: Awwwww..did it bleed?
Hubby: Fuck you. *Lol* It looked like an ear dammit!
Hubby: Listen, dont freak out.. But I think Rocky may have a birth defect.
ME: What?! Hes been to the vet and they didnt say anything. Whats wrong?
H: Well, I think he was a third ear...
Me: WTF? Seriously? Where?
H: *parts section of hairs on back of head* Look, right there (at this point, id like to illustrate hes extremely concerned and upset right now)
Me: *gets down and pokes said thing* Its triangle shaped and honestly looks like a little ear....but... Ummm babe?
H: What?
Me: Thats a mat of hair?
H: WHAT?
Me: Look at it. Its hair. theres no tissue in there. *giggle*
H: SHUT UP!
Me: *uncontrollably laughing*
H: Just leave. dammit... *kinda smirking at this point* I was scared for him!!!
Me: *leaves.. still laughing*
Later:
Hubby: I cut the litte mat of hair off?
Me: Awwwww..did it bleed?
Hubby: Fuck you. *Lol* It looked like an ear dammit!
i needed that 
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