Random Thoughts

[cashierbex]

I put my youngest fur baby in a bow tie. So cute. He's now frolicking in my blanket.

[Mishi]

So cute!
I put party hats on the dogs so that they could be unicorns. They tolerated it for a few minutes and then rubbed their faces on the furniture to pull the hats off. No photos

[Squeaksmyalias]

I've decided that tea sandwiches are good in theory but not practice*. Went to a lovely baby shower today, after my mother, great aunt and I stopped at an ice cream place down the street to get real food....and found quite a few people from the shower there, guess we weren't the only ones there who needed real food and caffeine. Yea, tiny sandwiches, tiny cupcakes, no soda and only decaf coffee....at least they had wine and a nice view of the ocean.

* Actually I think tea sandwiches would be better with different stuff in it, screw watercress**, give me Pb&J, if you are going to put ham on it put freakin ham on it not a super thin slice and some fig stuff. Also I dislike putting stuff in tuna sandwiches, celery is for bunnies**.

**Actually I like watercress but that isn't the point.

*** I like bunnies too.

[Misanthropical]

I cut my hair really short years ago and got accused of being gay. I also was in security at the time so I got called a man hating dyke. I told them I would be sure to let my husband and the two males I gave birth to that I hate their gender.

I often wondered why after my hair grew back that I could go to the store in my regular clothes and no one said a word to me except the cashier but if I went in my gawd ugly security uniform I got hit on the whole time I was in that same store.

Hey guys, asking a woman in security about her handcuffs is not original or funny. Just a tip from a former security officer.

I overloaded on news and had to take a break from it, so I have been looking at cute animal pictures that last couple days so I don't drive myself and my family nuts. I love animals so it works out.

Why is it so hard to not put cheese on my hamburger and to put extra pickles on it? I swear, I have to look every time I order because if I don't I will get home to find cheese all over it and maybe 2 pickles. My big guy likes it because if I don't take it back I will give it to him.

My daughter drives my car now if I don't have plans. I decided I wanted to go somewhere today so I called her to tell her I wanted to use my car and got the third degree because her and her friends still wanted to use it. When she got home I told her I don't have to explain myself to her and didn't appreciate her thinking I did.

My big guy is upset his sister can drive my car and he can't. I told him if she crashes the car she won't be allowed to drive it either. Besides, his friend let it slip that the big guy loves to go nearly 70 mph on city streets. I like to speed too but not on city streets where people might run in front of me. Plus, I don't speed if I have my children with me or even a friend with me.

My pain specialist has the right to demand a urine test at any time. I was up for one so I took it but a few weeks later get a bill for it for almost $400! WTF! I have had them before and never got a bill for it. Now, I have to clear up this clusterfuck.

[Lady Legira]

I found some photos of my husband I had forgotten I had along with some other bits and pieces when I sorted out a cupboard earlier. Why do the good memories hurt so much?

[cashierbex]

I'll have to get a pic up later. Karuso looks so handsome.

Well, I woke up with a migraine, prolly gonna call off work cause ow. Time to darken the room

[dragon_wings]

I ripped my pants along the butt today. Down to one pair of work pants for the time being.

[cashierbex]

AHHHHHHHHH

My roomie has her friend over and she brought one of her kids. Between the screaming and dogs barking and the Boston accent and the loudness of my roomie and the squeeky toys (why do kids go for the squeeky dog toys?) my head got worse.

[cashierbex]

As promised a pic of Karuso. And found one of Sterling too.

The Devil, Karuso:


And the wussy, Sterling:

The feet are my roomie's

[Divra]

I have apparently been mistaken for a woman at a first glance. Granted, I have blonde hair that goes down almost my entire back, but I also have distinct lack of feminine curves and a bushy red beard that makes magpie nests seem neat and orderly by comparison.

[MoonCat]

Cute doggies!!!

I need dogs at work. Or cats. Or bunnies. Or ferrets. Or pigs. Something cute and cuddly to distract me from the assholes walking around.

[Squeaksmyalias]

Another reason to adore my short hair, I'm rocking some awesome curls right now. Next time I will try to do this on purpose and make sure my bangs look presentable.

[Mishi]

If you figure it out Squeaks, let me know. Mine's decided to be extra fluffy with no curls since I dyed it.

@Divra: That happens to one of my friends as well, but his hair isn't quite that long.

[cashierbex]

I once was talking to my manager at the front register, and a guy came in. Well, when I turned around, all I saw was beautiful striaght hair. So I said "Yes ma'am" the went all white and saw the beard. Guy laughed it off.

[Divra]

But I've never been to Florida... :-)