Random Thoughts

[MoonCat]

I loooooove dark chocolate. Also hugs. Unfortunately, the chocolate is much easier to find. Ah well...I can cuddle with kittehs, anyway.

[Misanthropical]

MoonCat I could loan you my little guy, but you have to give him back. Offer him milk chocolate chip cookies and he will give you all the hugs you need. We are easily bribed.

I seem to fascinate optometrist and the specialists in the field with my horizontal nystagmus. I only went in to get a stronger bifocal and I get sent to a specialist, who is also fascinated by it and doesn't tell me anything I didn't already know. My optometrist wouldn't give me my prescription until I saw the specialist.

Speaking of specialists, my pain specialist wants me to have surgery on my back to hopefully, stop the constant pain and get me off all the pain medication. The thing I am scared of is being paralyzed, but the thought of not being in pain anymore is over riding it.

[Squeaksmyalias]

Lesson learned today:
Bear traps are not normal household items and no I may not go get one.

[Mytical]

Wait?! Bear traps? *plots and plans* I must find a way to sneak Squeak a Bear Trap and videotape the results.

[Mishi]

Can I have one too? I, um... I really need it for a front garden decoration. Yes, that's it!

[Mytical]

Only if I get to videotape the resulting mayhem..I mean document the results for scientific purposes...

[Mytical]

is the people that plow the snow off the business I work for's lot doing here now? There is no snow on the lot (at ALL), it is not snowing (at all) so ...

Edit : Ok..it started snowing. So..our business hires psychics now or something??!! Or maybe just saw the weather report and didn't want to take chances.

[dalesys]

I found Bare traps to be a lot more fun...

[Squeaksmyalias]

I found Bare traps to be a lot more fun...

Gah! Nooooo evil! It's to get the neighbors to leave me alone! I don't need one of those!

[zombiequeen]

So...hubby says when we get our place he's investing in blackout curtains for every single room. Take that how you will.
Can I has a bear trap too? Wait...then I'd have to clean up and I'm not big on blood.
Or a doggie-deterrent system? I don't want them pooping in my yard or harassing my lizard.

Also, how many dissections do you need to do to become an Entymologist? Or a Herpetologist? Because I really want to do that. It's been a childhood dream of mine, but I'm hemophobic and won't do well with dissections.

Thanks auto-correct for telling me that I'm not scared of blood, I'm homophobic. *grr*

[Mishi]

I found Bare traps to be a lot more fun.

The ladies shoes?

I need the bear traps for my neighbours too. More specifically their kids, the ones that sit, drinking and smoking, on my low brick wall out the front and drop their empties and their cigarette butts into my garden! Speshul snoflakes, so there's not much point trying to reason with their parents.

@Zombiequeen - Depending on your level of haemophobia, you should be fine with the dissections. I dissected rats in highschool biology and there was little to no blood. The blood that was on my gloves didn't really look like blood. The scent is the only thing you might have a problem with, but that's able to be worked around.

[zombiequeen]

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@Zombiequeen - Depending on your level of haemophobia, you should be fine with the dissections. I dissected rats in highschool biology and there was little to no blood. The blood that was on my gloves didn't really look like blood. The scent is the only thing you might have a problem with, but that's able to be worked around.

Once I watched my husband play Left4Dead2 for like...a minute. Does that qualify me?
...I puked like four times after that though.
And I threw up during the pig lung thing at school, but that's because they didn't drain all the blood out first and then there was a heart and this little aborted pig fetus and...oh dear I'm hyperventilating again. Maybe it's for the better that I stay at home and sew things...

[RootedPhoenix]

*deep breath*
I want to make something but I can't make anything because I don't know what I want to make but I want to make something and I still don't know what to make....
*pause, breathe*
.......and my head hurts and I want to make something and I'm itchy and my hair's a mess and I...
*pause, breathe*
...want to make something...and my head hurts...

*falls over*

Migraines! Not just for breakfast anymore!!

[MoonCat]

Am I the only one who hates it when somebody chirps "There she is!" when I walk in...?

Not because they were looking for me, or waiting for me in particular to arrive. But just because...well, god knows why they do it. I only know it irritates the hell out of me.

[Misanthropical]

For awhile I noticed butts of cigarettes by our front windows outside. A brand Mr. Mis and I do not smoke. We both thought it was strange.

Now, it has snowed and I keep noticing shoe prints that have gone up to our kitchen window in the back like they were trying to look in more than once.

At first, I thought it might be some pervert thinking how hot it was to see me in my Eeyore pajamas or my daughter in her pajamas, but now we have found out there is an outbreak of burglaries in our area and now worry about that. Of course, he might be nervous about all the NRA stickers that are on the windows and doors. of my home and trying to figure out if it is worth the risk.

Should I use bear traps or the flamethrower if I find the guy?