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PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Aria View PostI've lost over 100 lbs but I'm still fat!
Why is it so hard?"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
The Darwin Awards The best site to visit to restore your faith in instant karma.
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Last night I dreamed we moved to a house in the woods near where a family of Sasquatch lived. I left fruit out for them on a stump and we kind of became friendly. I wrote a book about my experiences and was invited to be on Coast to Coast AM. Just as I was about to be interviewed live by George Noory, my son came in the bedroom to tell us he woke at 2 am for no reason.
Dammit.
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Hellvis Presley, an Elvis impersonator with horns and a tail, who sings Norwegian Black Metal in his Elvis-y style while a band dressed as demons plays NBM music in a 70's Elvis-y big band style.
Money."Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021
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The question was: What do you do with a lot of extra whipped cream?
Answer: Get two spoons...
And yes I am aware there could be some X-rated answers to that...but no potential partners around, so, yeah, not happening Have to make do with a maple cream pie.When you start at zero, everything's progress.
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Almost bought the Star Wars shower curtain but they only had one with Kylo Ren and I really don't want that creep looking at me while I shower.
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How is it that my dad's side of the family were coal miners, yet I can get lost underground in Minecraft even with coordinates in a shaft that I'm mostly digging?
(on the plus side, I'm figuring out which of the 3 separate tunnels into the same cave I can do away with...but I think there's a spider spawner somewhere nearby and I really don't want to tunnel into it*)
* There has to be a way to find spawners/dungeons in a given seed"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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I *hate* funerals, but all in all, I'm glad I went.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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My 6-year-old played his first game of Battletech this weekend. I guess I shouldn't be surprised he won. After all, he beats my ass at Pokemon on the regular.
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Miniatures and mapsheets, or PvP mode in one of the Mechwarrior series of computer games? Also, what tech level were you using? Inner Sphere before the arrival of the Clans, Inner Sphere vs. Clan, Clan vs. Clan, or Inner Sphere post-Clan?Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Miniatures, but I am clueless about the rest. Battletech is my husband's favorite game so all that falls to him. They had a two-person map I think? He said it was a version of the game from 1993, his favorite one. My son chose a mech called a Thunderbolt.
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