Random Thoughts

[mjr]

When you're falling asleep at your computer but you're far too tired to actually get up and go to bed ...

TMI: I fell asleep on the toilet once...I cut myself on the bridge of my nose.

Once a year I have to take the kids to the circle of Hell that is Chuck E. Cheese so I can keep up my ski ball skills.

I love me some ski-ball...has anyone ever made it in the 10,000 hole? I never have. I can get the 5,000 and such, but I've never made the 10,000.

[Pixelated]

TMI: I fell asleep on the toilet once...I cut myself on the bridge of my nose.

You are definitely the champ in terms of Falling Asleep in Odd Spots.

[dalesys]

You are definitely the champ in terms of Falling Asleep in Odd Spots.

Honey... Either get it on or get it off!

[Kit-Ginevra]

I wish to complain. My official designation here is Official CS Till Girl Fondler.So far,I have not been given any opportunities to carry out the functions of this role. I am most dissatisfied with this lack of chances to show my undoubted ability at my job.

[Ironclad Alibi]

TMI: I fell asleep on the toilet once...

I once fell asleep in the dentist's chair while the dentist was working on me. No anesthesia was involved.

[Pixelated]

I wish to complain. My official designation here is Official CS Till Girl Fondler.So far,I have not been given any opportunities to carry out the functions of this role. I am most dissatisfied with this lack of chances to show my undoubted ability at my job.

One of my coworkers is headed in your general direction in a couple of weeks ...

[Kit-Ginevra]

.... detects something suspicious.... 'oh we have a lovely co-worker coming to you,feel free to welcome her with a cheerful fondle....'.... turns out co-worker is 'Big Bruiser Bertha'...

[El Pollo Guerrera]

You are definitely the champ in terms of Falling Asleep in Odd Spots.

Sorry, think that crown goes to porn star Ron Jeremy... it's been reported that he's fallen asleep 'performing'.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Sorry, think that crown goes to porn star Ron Jeremy... it's been reported that he's fallen asleep 'performing'.

He does it so well he can do it in his sleep.

[dawnfire]

Sorry, think that crown goes to porn star Ron Jeremy... it's been reported that he's fallen asleep 'performing'.

sure he didn't pass out due to blood loss to the head.

[Jay 2K Winger]

sure he didn't pass out due to blood loss to the head.

It depends. Which head?

[mjr]

We were playing the Family Feud board game earlier today. I couldn't give some of the answers I thought of, because they were risque in nature and we were playing the game with our 12 year old son...

[Dreamstalker]

I know we only have the one cookie jar, but it bugs me when my matcha cookies taste like gingersnaps.

[Pixelated]

Under a video on YouTube: "Chilling Tales for Dark Nights."

Um ... what other kind of nights are there??

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Watched "Breakin" the other night. Dumb but fun. Good dancing. Bad rapping by Ice-T. Funny seeing Jean-Claude Van Damme as a dancing extra. Damn, the 80's fashions.

Tried to watch "Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo". Couldn't do it, had to shut it off. Maybe I'll try again next week but the dumb was too much. I may have to watch with the Director's Commentary instead...