Random Thoughts

[Dreamstalker]

Do I really have to give a justification for wanting to try out the Amazon locker location 3 blocks away?

[TheWolfEmperor]

I'm not saying I hate my job.
I'm not saying I want to get fired.
But I just discovered that our store's inventory zappers have a camera feature and i know how to post photos to the other employees.

I'm not saying it will happen but if my last day is a bad one, the limits are only in my imagination.

[mjr]

I've gotten into the bad habit recently of referring to "All About That Bass" as "Meghan Trainor's Booty Song".

[Mental_Mouse]

I've gotten into the bad habit recently of referring to "All About That Bass" as "Meghan Trainor's Booty Song".

I'd think that would be "Dear Future Husband"...

[AnaKhouri]

Son: What's a 'green thumb'?

Me: It means you're a good gardener. You can make plants grow well.

Son: Oh. You must have a death thumb then.

Me: You know, I had an emergency c-section for you.

[mjr]

Recently, like in the past year, I have seen people use the phrase 'kindly decline'. Usually like, "My neighbor asked me to cut down my tree but I kindly declined."

If you've seen it written, it may be an "English as a second language" thing.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Naked babies are adorable.

They still are when they grow up to be teenagers...

That's eighTEEN or nineTEEN of course...

[Tanasi]

Naked babies are adorable.

I don't know about that my sister's oldest son looked like a shaved ape for several years before he out grew that look. He was nicnamed Caesar at a young age.
I know of what I speak I was an ugly child and I grew into an even uglier adult and then add scars on top of that....
I'm thankful my kids got their looks from their mother.

[mjr]

Anybody else have co-workers that brush their teeth at work?

[Nunavut Pants]

Yes... Makes the sink kind of disgusting afterwards.

[Tanasi]

Yep but he was good about cleaning up after himself. He was also a compulsive hand washer.

[mjr]

Yep but he was good about cleaning up after himself. He was also a compulsive hand washer.

This is the 2nd job I've had where I've seen people do that.

[Tanasi]

I used to tease him in that everytime he had a dirty thought he had to go wash his hands. He's long since retired. His mother was a neat freak and so was he. My Mom is a neat freak, I'm a boarding slob.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Anybody else have co-workers that brush their teeth at work?

I had a coworker who not only brushed his teeth at work, he did it while sitting using the toilet.

[AnaKhouri]

Oooh Annihilation looks sweet. I don't know how they're going to work the story line since you learn absolutely nothing about Area X until the last book. Is that Jennifer Jason Leigh as the Psychologist? Perfect.