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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostThey were hating us first. Besides, they're not from around here.
Brother emailed me a photo of six kids sitting around a table at a birthday party (nobody in the family).
Nephew was the only boy ...Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr Hero
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Ever think of a joke and then hold onto it until the 'perfect moment'? I got to use one of those yesterday...
(setting: gaming club, idle conversation about day off)
Me: ... had to go to the bank, pick up groceries... got a stack of Japanese DVDs in the mail...
Friend-1: Hentai, right?
Me: No... worse...
Friend-1: What's worse than hentai?
Me: Pro wrestling.
Friend-2: How is wrestling worse than hentai?
Me: When you tell someone you watch hentai they don't say "That's so fake, how can you watch that? You know it's not real, right?"
And laughter ensued."Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021
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How is it that wires will magically tangle themselves, if within 10' of each other? Is there little wire gnomes that come out to cause mischief? I've tried taping them down seperate, velcro, tying them around other things... nothing seems to stop them from getting tangled up.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Did you know there is a certain type of fire ant where if you cut its head off two more will grow in its place.Thats right it's. Fire hydra-ant ��
I shall be here all week.If you have the pea soup make sure you get to eat it before it eats you...The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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It's still so hot here I feel like cutting off all my hair. But it's just now at a good length for headbanging. What to do?
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The last person who tinkered with the EGR valve on this car was obviously a "Hold my beer!" dude.
The gasket was cut out of a Putzwässer can...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Just how accurate would you have to be to fire a gun and have the bullet go down someone's cleavage and out without hitting anything? l feel a myth busters session is neededThe Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Quoth Kit-Ginevra View PostJust how accurate would you have to be to fire a gun and have the bullet go down someone's cleavage and out without hitting anything? l feel a myth busters session is needed"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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So I have learnt from Wikipedia it is 'forbidden to use the flag of the Philippines as a whip'.lnternational incident avoided there then....Last edited by Kit-Ginevra; 10-01-2018, 01:52 AM.The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Quoth LadyofArc View PostFlag etiquette aside, that seems very oddly specific..."It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
The Darwin Awards The best site to visit to restore your faith in instant karma.
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Quoth greek_jester View PostYes. I'd love to know the story of how that came about!I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth AnaKhouri View PostIt's still so hot here I feel like cutting off all my hair. But it's just now at a good length for headbanging. What to do?Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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I do, but it's very thick and heavy. No clip will hold it and even in a ponytail it becomes a tangled mess very quickly. I am trying to stick it out though.
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