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“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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Found a letter in my mailbox today addressed to "Estate of [former tenant]."
Um ... I'm pretty sure that if it's dealing with his ESTATE, he's no longer in this apartment.
At least I damn well hope not.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr Hero
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Quoth Pixelated View PostFound a letter in my mailbox today addressed to "Estate of [former tenant]."
Um ... I'm pretty sure that if it's dealing with his ESTATE, he's no longer in this apartment.
At least I damn well hope not.
"I name the present occupant of my former apartment to be the executor of my estate."
Most likely it was the only address they had for the deceased, may they rest in peace."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Best compliment(s) I ever got were when I read a novel to my writing group and at one point the feedback I received included "I HATE THIS", "Why?!" and a drawing of a heart with a jagged line through it. #amwriting
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There are phrases that should never be possible to use.
"Look at the air" is one of them. Air is not supposed to be VISIBLE.
Thanks to a massive wildfire a couple of hours away, my area's had hideous air "quality" for over a week now."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77
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Local outlets seem to be all out of the N95 masks now. I picked up a couple of paint respirators with P100 filters. They actually filter more particulates and even other stuff the N-series masks miss.
I look like a total goofball, but at least I'm keeping most of the crap out of my lungs!“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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Jesus, Rhonda Rousey. It's called World Wrestling Entertainment and it is NOT entertaining watching you flail around like you're in a bar brawl. You can't even sell a solid hit, and Charlotte gave you plenty.
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Quoth morgana View PostWhy am I trying to eat dinner while watching reruns of "Dirty Jobs"? He's cutting up lampreys . . .
I responded, "That'll teach me to check Facebook while eating lunch."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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