Goofballed the phrase "... seagull eating offal ..." and the only hit was a post *I* made here ten years ago...
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Today I got to witness a man eating half his buttered teacake outside. He never got to have the other half. A passing seagull decided it looked tempting and flew in, removed it from the table and took off to munch it in the middle of the square, at which three or four of his mates arrived to join the feast.
In other thoughts, if Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans were genuinely every flavour, the chances of getting the same flavour more than once would be infinitesimally small...The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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Quoth mjr View PostI've never understood why someone would take a rare object, worth $50,000, take it to a pawn shop, and sell it for a third of their asking price. I also wonder if the "appraisers" give accurate valuations to the objects.
Which reminds me, it's time for my "yearly" purge of things in there. Anyone want some 'lightly used' Christmas crap?Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.
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Y'all I am consumed with anxiety now. Well, more than usual. Thanks, #TheMandalorian
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A Taco Bell run this morning (really wanted a breakfast crunchwrap) had me wondering just how frequently people go through fast-food drive-through in sleepwear. I didn't, but I was tempted to not bother with jeans and sweatshirt, just a modest nightgown."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77
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Quoth Seanette View PostA Taco Bell run this morning (really wanted a breakfast crunchwrap) had me wondering just how frequently people go through fast-food drive-through in sleepwear. I didn't, but I was tempted to not bother with jeans and sweatshirt, just a modest nightgown.
Saw a large fellow come through once where his stomach was touching the steering wheel of his car.Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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Quoth drunkenwildmage View PostWhat is 'This' and why does it make Sweet Dreams?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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We were watching a Star Wars marathon the other day, and I started thinking about some other weird stuff. And I understand the answer is "because the script calls for it".
In "Empire", when Vader is battling Luke in Cloud City (before the "father" reveal), Vader is using The Force to hurl objects at Luke. Why couldn't he just hurl Luke out the window, and end the "threat" right there?Last edited by mjr; 12-08-2020, 08:22 PM.Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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Quoth mjr View PostIn "Empire", when Vader is battling Luke in Cloud City (before the "father" reveal), Vader is using The Force to hurl objects at Luke. Why couldn't he just hurl Luke out the window, and end the "threat" right there?"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth mjr View PostWe were watching a Star Wars marathon the other day, and I started thinking about some other weird stuff. And I understand the answer is "because the script calls for it".
In "Empire", when Vader is battling Luke in Cloud City (before the "father" reveal), Vader is using The Force to hurl objects at Luke. Why couldn't he just hurl Luke out the window, and end the "threat" right there?PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Mental_Mouse View PostBecause the gun wasn't a special effect, and could have clonked the actor!
I'm glad you never told 10-year old me that.
Next you'll be telling some story about the jolly fat guy."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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If someone got hold of an extra PS5 and offered it online for £50- first person to send in and tell me why they deserve it gets it- the chances are they wouldn't get any replies as everybody would automatically assume its a scam...The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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