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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostIANAL.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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Ellen Datlow liked a tweet I made about a neighborhood cat and I might be hyperventilating right now.
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Pulled up a dead perennial from the garden & learned too late there's a fire ant nest underneath it.
Then the kindergartener blundered over in bare feet & shorts.
After we were both hosed off & smeared with Cortisone, I caught my thumb in the gate latch & tore a chunk from it.
That's enough outside for today.
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Quoth Ceir View PostHow much of Greek mythology wouldn't have 'happened' if Zeus had been able to keep it in his pants?PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Ceir View PostHow much of Greek mythology wouldn't have 'happened' if Zeus had been able to keep it in his pants?"Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77
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Quoth Seanette View PostHad pants/trousers even been invented yet?This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Actual question: tips for long, solo car trips? I have a couple days on the road coming up, and while I have water, caffeine, and good music already lined up, it's more driving than I've ever really had to do before. One thing I know is going to suck is that I don't have cruise control.Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
They want us to read minds, I want read/write.
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You might want something to snack on and tissues. Plan to stop every 2-3 hours. You should also pee before you leave and pee every time you stop.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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My days of marathon driving are done. In 2010, I drove from Chicago to Atlanta, 900 miles. Stopped twice, lunch & gas. 12 hours later, pulled in to the driveway.
Now a days, it's two hours and I stop if I need it or not. Get out. Walk around.
I tend to stock drinks and snacks. However, if I stop at a gas station, as a courtesy, I buy something.
And most importantly, if you feel tired, STOP!
Be safe,
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Quoth csquared View PostNow a days, it's two hours and I stop if I need it or not. Get out. Walk around.The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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I don't get why you are concerned about me taking a walk at dusk without a flashlight (I don't have an actual torch but there's one on my phone) yet you'll leave me home alone with the door unlocked. I do take naps. I don't want to be robbed or worse while I'm sleeping. Yes, it can happen in our neighborhood."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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Quoth AnaKhouri View PostI HATE FIRE ANTS.
I mean I guess I could wear shoes but why should I change? They're the ones who suck.
Feet, legs, and hands are bad enough. I can't even imagine that...
For those unfamiliar...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_antLast edited by mjr; 03-25-2021, 02:58 PM.Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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