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  • I hear you!
    Just ordered a pile of bras to try on.. I'm an awkward fit!
    So, of course, hormones decide to kick in & there's not much point in trying them on for a few days
    Arp happens!

    Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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    • You shouldn’t laugh, but you probably will...

      After overdosing on Sunday School/Primary/Seminary songs...



      I am a spawn of Bog
      And He has dumped me here
      Has given me a heart of stone
      And monsters to chew my rear


      *Beep* me, deride me, slap upside me
      Tell me I’m not okay
      Screech me all my life’s a hole
      To live with fail all days


      Sing this once and they’ll duct tape your mouth every Sunday!
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • Quoth Elspeth View Post
        One of us!! One of us!!!! I love Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie. I have even sucked my hubby into it
        One of us! I love Fluttershy (I used to be just like her as a child) and Rarity (mostly because I can do her voice perfectly must to my sisters amusement).
        As soon as I start thinking
        That I'm sensible and sane
        The Random Hedgehog comes along
        And fiddles with my Brain
        (from card I got)

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        • People who create computer viruses out of some pointless malice should all be rounded up and sent to Pyongyang to be Dear Leader's personal sex slaves. I just had to wipe my hard drive for the second time in three months.
          https://www.facebook.com/authorpatriciacorrell/

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          • My 3 and a half year old nephew is sitting on the couch playing on the Wii and he keeps wagging his tongue in concentration (something similar to what my dad does). It's soooo funny and totally adorable. I got him on video and sent it to his mom (my sister).
            Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
            Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever

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            • I guess I can officially forget about the Brewers being any good next year.

              Oh, and ESPN can go eat a bag of dicks.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • Worst taxi ride ever. Word of advise: never get a taxi in Baltimore, Maryland.
                Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
                Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever

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                • *whine* Hug me.

                  Also, this hairstick needs to make itself.
                  1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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                  http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                  • -It really sucks having a December birthday. All one hears is Christmas music and Christmas ads on TV and people have a tendency to forget your birthday (Mr. Mis and the cubs don't forget but others do)

                    -This year I am not sending out Christmas cards, since I have been sending them out for years and hardly anyone sends one back, so screw it.

                    -I have been craving chocolate soft serve in a cone dipped in a chocolate shell and hamburgers lately even though it's friggen cold out and no, I'm not pregnant.

                    -Now that my lower back and legs are not in pain anymore, my middle back is hurting like a bitch, it's not all the time but enough to piss me off. I have to have an MRI on Wed. of my middle back. It use to never bother me to have an MRI done, but now it's freaks me the hell out and I have to take a medication that calms me down before hand so I don't freak out.

                    I remember the first time it freaked me out, I thought of how much the inside of the machine looked like a coffin and my back and stomach started to warm up and I lost it freaking out. I felt like such an idiot afterwards, so now I have to take a medication before hand or I freak out all over again.

                    -My little guy (who is now taller than me) asked me why it took 20 years for a doctor to give me pain medication for the horrendous pain I had in my lower back. I had doctors who couldn't figure out what was wrong, so I wasn't given any pain medication from them. I was treated like a drug seeker from other doctors and I lived in an area with a huge illegal drug problem, so I was treated like I would sell the pain medication if I was given any. It was until seven years ago when we first moved up here that my family doctor asked me if I wanted pain medication. I asked if he was serious, he told me there is no reason to leave me in pain and whipped out his prescription pad and wrote me three prescriptions for pain medication. I nearly hugged him.

                    -I have a pain specialist now who makes sure I'm not in pain. She is the one who sent me to the surgeon who figured out that I was having pain because the bottom of my spine was curving itself into a backwards "J" and that is why I was having pain. It happened slowly so that is why it didn't show up on MRIs before. I wanted to take the MRI film showing it bent out of shape and shove it up the ass of all the doctors who thought I was making shit up.

                    -I see at least three doctors, one for pain, one for insomnia and sleep paralysis and my family doctor and Mr. Mis goes with me without complaint. He is always there for me and I don't show my appreciation for him enough. I love him to bits.

                    -I met my daughter's new boyfriend. I don't know which one of us was the more nervous, him or me. I didn't really know what to say to him. He told me I seemed nice. I told him if he hurts my daughter he will see how fast I can go from nice to evil bitch. He told me he wouldn't hurt her.

                    -It's funny how people who don't know us seem to think I will be the nice one and Mr. Mis won't be but they soon find out that Mr. Mis is the nice one and I'm the one who has the disdain for 99% of humanity.

                    -We have started going to church again and I even took communion without bursting into flames.
                    Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

                    If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix

                    Yes, MadMike does live under my couch.

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                    • Tonka dump trucks are no longer made all of metal. They are plastic with just a metal bed.

                      Lame.
                      https://www.facebook.com/authorpatriciacorrell/

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                      • *hugs Rooted Phoenix* Power outage today..it sucked.
                        Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                        • I think I survived Christmas shopping today well aside from the knee pain that started when I was just five minutes before my door. I was carrying a huge carrier bag that could have fitted me in! I think my sisters boyfriend is going to enjoy the collectors edition Skyrim (360, he a console gamer) though.
                          As soon as I start thinking
                          That I'm sensible and sane
                          The Random Hedgehog comes along
                          And fiddles with my Brain
                          (from card I got)

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                          • I can't get the theme song from You Can't Do That On Television out of my head.

                            Daaa, da da da da da da da da da da AAAAAAAAH!
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • Why the hell am I craving Coca-Cola every night? I hardly ever drink pop anymore....wtf?
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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                              • It's kinda funny how The Daily Show can make me hate people and feel better about myself at the same time. (I love the show, btw.)
                                "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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