And this is why I'm single. (NSFW, but hilarious.)

[Taboo]

I just got the creepiest email on a dating site. For those of you who read DateWrecks - this guy was actually on there a few weeks ago and apparently he sends this letter out to multiple women!

Also, apparently my 'nether regions' are their own country? Awesome! I can start taxing people now!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Something tells me he won't pay his taxes.

Oh, and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Taboo]

Something tells me he won't pay his taxes.

I hope he doesn't get close enough to me to NEED to. I dunno if I have enough soap to ever be clean again.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"sperm warfare"?

He probably figures the reason he can't get laid is because all women are bitches.

[Whiskey]

We have a whole thread for this. Also, never use POF unless you like crackheads. ugh. That site is toxic. I dont know how you guys are reading that because I cant tell what it says.

edit: I kind of figured out what it says. If hes serious, ew. If hes joking, it sounds like my kind of humor. I would have responded with something similar just to see if hes serious or not.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

He's lucky it's not someone like me he's sending this crap to, it would already be being spread aound the internet as a meme by now.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

OMG, you just got a response from Lowell P. Thurber!

[Taboo]

He's lucky it's not someone like me he's sending this crap to, it would already be being spread aound the internet as a meme by now.

Oh, believe me, I'm spreading it.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

You don't often see a guy holding his wang in one hand and a thesaurus in the other. How the heck is he typing?

"Guide our cohesive unity"?

For real?

[Whiskey]

You don't often see a guy holding his wang in one hand and a thesaurus in the other. How the heck is he typing?

prosthetic arm.

[xx_wolfie_xx]

You don't often see a guy holding his wang in one hand and a thesaurus in the other. How the heck is he typing?

"Guide our cohesive unity"?

For real?

that would be my toes >.>

[Taboo]

that would be my toes >.>

You're pretty skilled with your um, feet, then!

I got a guy today who used ellipses constantly, but he wrote them as .,.,.,. every single time. My inner grammar nerd is still crying.

[Whiskey]

.,.,.,.

i dont know what that is, but thats not an ellipsis. "..."

[Taboo]

Precisely. He used them as if they were the space bar, and capitalized the first letter of every word. It was awful.

[tropicsgoddess]

Epic online date fail.