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I think it's totally wrong of all of you to try to get Jester to buy you things just because he's nice enough to do a favour for his niece. For Shame.
Jester, I just want you to know i would never ask you to give me a gift. But if you'd be willing to co-sign my car loan....Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.
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My niece already thinks I'm awesome, I got her almost $100 worth of stuff for her birthday last Saturday, I got her all 3 Tinker Bell movies, a (slightly used) GBA, and to go with that a (slightly used) Winnie the Pooh game, all wrapped up in Tinker Bell wraping paper........./\
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Quoth Amina516 View PostSo, if i sleep with Whiskey..and shes sleeping with you....Can I get a bike too? B/c its like we're getting it on also, right?
Now, if you and Whiskey BOTH sleep with me, you can both have bikes.
If we do it as a threesome, the bikes would just get that much better.
And I don't want to hear anyone telling me I'm a perverted lech. I AM, but I didn't start this whole thing, damn it!
Quoth hinakiba777 View PostBut if you'd be willing to co-sign my car loan....
Quoth Sarah Valentine View PostMy niece already thinks I'm awesome, I got her almost $100 worth of stuff for her birthday last Saturday, I got her all 3 Tinker Bell movies, a (slightly used) GBA, and to go with that a (slightly used) Winnie the Pooh game, all wrapped up in Tinker Bell wraping paper.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostNo. No it's not.
Now, if you and Whiskey BOTH sleep with me, you can both have bikes.
If we do it as a threesome, the bikes would just get that much better.
And I don't want to hear anyone telling me I'm a perverted lech. I AM, but I didn't start this whole thing, damn it!
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I have to agree, you are a very cool uncle. My oldest is a sophomore this year, so maybe I can get one of my brothers to ante up for that. Of course the oldest already pays them (very well, too, I might add) for their report cards.
Although, I do feel the need to point out that you may be the coolest uncle ever, but I think I'm pretty close to the coolest aunt ever. I have two nieces, well, a niece and a great-niece, both of whom are named after me. And no, one is not the other's daughter. I must be doing something right.
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Jester,
I have to say you are pretty awesome, you remind me a lot of my favorite uncle.... unfortunately I haven't seen him in over a year... is it selfish that I want my Uncle Jaxx to come home? I used to talk to him a lot, about everything, an oh yeah, today is his birthday - he's 50.I am well versed in the "gentle" art of verbal self-defense
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Quoth Jester View PostBut since she's 17, I don't think Tinker Bell or Winnie the Pooh would be at the top of her birthday wish list. Just a guess, ya know.Unseen but seeing
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Quoth Becks View PostYou never know...I am 31 and still enjoy getting Winnie the Pooh stuff.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth sportsmom View PostMy oldest is a sophomore this year, so maybe I can get one of my brothers to ante up for that.
Quoth sportsmom View PostAlthough, I do feel the need to point out that you may be the coolest uncle ever, but I think I'm pretty close to the coolest aunt ever.
Quoth Sarah Valentine View PostSorry Jester I should have been clearer about Lauren's age, she just turned 2.
Quoth Becks View PostYou never know...I am 31 and still enjoy getting Winnie the Pooh stuff.Quoth Andara Bledin View PostI just turned 39, and I collect Eeyore things.
But I should explain that Dragon is not really a girly girl, and was basically reading Edgar Allen Poe when she was SIX. No, Winnie and Tink never really interested her. (Her mother, however, is obsessed with Tinkerbell....when they lived in Florida, mom's vanity license plate had something to do with that!)
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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I collect stuffed penguins. And stealthily Barbies.
That reminds me of how when I was in fourth grade, I read The Grapes of Wrath and then re-enacted the plot with my Barbies."And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
"Hallo elskan min/Trui ekki hvad timinn lidur"
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Quoth Jester View PostBut I should explain that Dragon is not really a girly girl, and was basically reading Edgar Allen Poe when she was SIX. No, Winnie and Tink never really interested her.
... and Tink's a jealous would-be murderess.... >_>
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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I don't know Jester. That's pretty awesome and I'd say you're a damned cool uncle. But my uncle buys me swords and taught me to use them, along with getting me my Robert Jordan fix. That's some pretty stiff competition right there.Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.
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