Nice work, love of my life.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

So when we were at the beach last year, we were forced to park in one of those parking garages that was evidently designed for people on mopeds instead of people in regular sized cars or vans. The walls in the ramps were all gouged out and blackened where other drivers had failed to turn sharp enough and tore up their cars on the walls.

Seriously, why is this place so tight?

Anyways, husband's all like "people drive too fast in here, and can't drive their big old SUV's, blah blah blah..."

So he comes back to the hotel room after bringing the new van to the loading zone and says, "Bad news."

[surreal20]

oh no I bet it's karma saying "ya shouldn't have tempted us..."

[shankyknitter]

somewhere in the depths of hell Murphy is cackling.

[hinakiba777]

well that was totally expected. Too bad about your van though

[Der Cute]

Hey, my honey does boneheaded things all the time.

He spilled a large amt of sugar in the kitchen. Because he was shaking the box so hard, the lid popped off and it just flew around.

So he mopped the kitchen. *facepalm*

He didn't vacuum. That would have picked it all up, and avoided the sticky floor.

don't get me started with the stories.