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Once upon a time... well, about 10 months ago, a slightly younger Wenchie started flirting with someone. Now, she had met this person before through some volunteer work at a convention, but since he lived 5 hours away most of the flirting was online.
They started dating, and she took the train to visit him many time, because her work schedule was more flexible for travel. They went out for a few months, and then he started pushing her away. Because he knew that she had previously had a crush on someone else, and he said that he wanted her to make sure that she knew who she wanted.
So, little Wenchie went out with the other guy a few times. And while Other-Guy was nice, he wasn't ready for a relationship and needed to concentrate on his young son. Wenchie also realized that she missed and wanted me be back with the first guy.
Now, during the few weeks that Wenchie & Other-Guy were going out, the First-Guy was making comments about wanting to be with Wenchie, and wanting to "win her back."
Wenchie and First-Guy start spending a lot of time together again, but First-Guy earns a name change to Annoying-Ex when he decides that now that he has Wenchie back, he no longer wants her. He tells her that he doesn't want a relationship. However, sex would still be fine.
Wenchie gets both sad and angry and calls things quits completely.
But no, things didn't stop there, otherwise there wouldn't be a post there, would there?
Annoying-Ex starts IMing Wenchie, making comments about how he wishes he could spend time with her and that he misses her. Then he starts talking about how he's lonely and wishes he was part of a couple. Wenchie comments back that he lost his chance, since he didn't want a relationship. Annoying-Ex informs her that he DID want a relationship... just not with her.
Weeks go by in blissful silence. Periodically, Annoying-Ex raises his head and sends an IM, whining in his solitude.
Tonight, another IM arrives. Annoying-Ex says "I haven't heard from you latey, it's like you don't love me anymore."
Wenchie abstains from correcting his grammer and makes small talk, hoping to get him to go away.
But he says that he misses her company. And that no one can replace her.
Wenchie vents on the CS Chat, and there is much talk about directing him to a blowup doll, since the only epiphany Annoying-Ex could have had is the epiphany in his pants.
But then Wenchie comes up with a better idea... Let's send him a blow up sheep! The only problem is, Wenchie is poor. But RestaurantDude suggests that Wenchie tell the story and see if anyone would be willing to chip in a $1 or $2 to have a Blow Up Sheep sent to the Annoying Ex in the hope that he will FINALLY leave Wenchie in peace.
So.... what do you all think?
They started dating, and she took the train to visit him many time, because her work schedule was more flexible for travel. They went out for a few months, and then he started pushing her away. Because he knew that she had previously had a crush on someone else, and he said that he wanted her to make sure that she knew who she wanted.
So, little Wenchie went out with the other guy a few times. And while Other-Guy was nice, he wasn't ready for a relationship and needed to concentrate on his young son. Wenchie also realized that she missed and wanted me be back with the first guy.
Now, during the few weeks that Wenchie & Other-Guy were going out, the First-Guy was making comments about wanting to be with Wenchie, and wanting to "win her back."
Wenchie and First-Guy start spending a lot of time together again, but First-Guy earns a name change to Annoying-Ex when he decides that now that he has Wenchie back, he no longer wants her. He tells her that he doesn't want a relationship. However, sex would still be fine.
Wenchie gets both sad and angry and calls things quits completely.
But no, things didn't stop there, otherwise there wouldn't be a post there, would there?
Annoying-Ex starts IMing Wenchie, making comments about how he wishes he could spend time with her and that he misses her. Then he starts talking about how he's lonely and wishes he was part of a couple. Wenchie comments back that he lost his chance, since he didn't want a relationship. Annoying-Ex informs her that he DID want a relationship... just not with her.
Weeks go by in blissful silence. Periodically, Annoying-Ex raises his head and sends an IM, whining in his solitude.
Tonight, another IM arrives. Annoying-Ex says "I haven't heard from you latey, it's like you don't love me anymore."
Wenchie abstains from correcting his grammer and makes small talk, hoping to get him to go away.
But he says that he misses her company. And that no one can replace her.
Wenchie vents on the CS Chat, and there is much talk about directing him to a blowup doll, since the only epiphany Annoying-Ex could have had is the epiphany in his pants.
But then Wenchie comes up with a better idea... Let's send him a blow up sheep! The only problem is, Wenchie is poor. But RestaurantDude suggests that Wenchie tell the story and see if anyone would be willing to chip in a $1 or $2 to have a Blow Up Sheep sent to the Annoying Ex in the hope that he will FINALLY leave Wenchie in peace.
So.... what do you all think?
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