Here's two handy little tips on how to do it properly:
(FYI: Not directed at anyone on this board...this was inspired elsewhere.)
1: Don't be a cowardly little shithead. If you're going to tell someone you think they suck, at least have the fucking balls to leave your real name. (Or at least a traceable alias)
2: If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your fucking mouth shut. Go masturbate over Farmville instead if you feel the urge to let your fingers do the typing. Not all of us writers are looking for joygasms praising our work (not that we'd turn that down, but back OT...), but we'd really appreciate it if you didn't bitch to us about stupid pissant things that are YOUR responsibility to deal with, not ours.
In short, if you don't like what we wrote because OMG TWO WHOLE PAGES IS TOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH for your piddly little surviving braincell to handle, STFU go coat yourself in chicken guts and throw yourself into an alligator pit. At least then you'll serve some worthwhile purpose on this planet earth and will be providing constructive support for a creature far worthier than you.
(FYI: Not directed at anyone on this board...this was inspired elsewhere.)
1: Don't be a cowardly little shithead. If you're going to tell someone you think they suck, at least have the fucking balls to leave your real name. (Or at least a traceable alias)
2: If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your fucking mouth shut. Go masturbate over Farmville instead if you feel the urge to let your fingers do the typing. Not all of us writers are looking for joygasms praising our work (not that we'd turn that down, but back OT...), but we'd really appreciate it if you didn't bitch to us about stupid pissant things that are YOUR responsibility to deal with, not ours.
In short, if you don't like what we wrote because OMG TWO WHOLE PAGES IS TOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH for your piddly little surviving braincell to handle, STFU go coat yourself in chicken guts and throw yourself into an alligator pit. At least then you'll serve some worthwhile purpose on this planet earth and will be providing constructive support for a creature far worthier than you.
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