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So I am going to dedicate this thread to bragging about my sister. I am certainly proud of her in more ways than one.
She's doing extremely well academically. Her lowest grade is a B and has more As than Bs. The teachers like her and always comment on how well behaved she is in class. She's a good little Freshie.
She has learned to stand up for herself against people who are picking on her. A few people who used to bully her no longer do. A girl who dislikes her leaves her alone now that my sister told her what she thought of her. A few guys who made fun of her for being small chested had their egos ripped out. She told them that she was sorry that their penises were so small that they had to pick on someone else...no idea where she learned to say such things.
She has become so quick witted and such a smartass. Her and I were talking on the phone and this is how the conversation went:
Munchkin: "I lost my train of thought!"
Me: *joking* "If you didn't have the attention span of a goldfish, this wouldn't happen."
Munchkin: "I do NOT have the attention span of a goldfish. I have the attention span of -- OO SQUIRREL!"
The next day, I surprised her by coming home for the weekend and picked her up from school. As we get in my car, she says (referring to my mom's dumbass bf) "Dickhead had to bring me to school today for my meetings. I hate that guy."
I choked on my spit because while I expect my sister to say such things, I did not expect her to use the term 'dickhead'.
That girl is going to go far. Speaking of which, if they have room in Driver's Ed in the winter term, she could be getting her Learner's Permit. Eep! I scared!
She's doing extremely well academically. Her lowest grade is a B and has more As than Bs. The teachers like her and always comment on how well behaved she is in class. She's a good little Freshie.
She has learned to stand up for herself against people who are picking on her. A few people who used to bully her no longer do. A girl who dislikes her leaves her alone now that my sister told her what she thought of her. A few guys who made fun of her for being small chested had their egos ripped out. She told them that she was sorry that their penises were so small that they had to pick on someone else...no idea where she learned to say such things.
She has become so quick witted and such a smartass. Her and I were talking on the phone and this is how the conversation went:
Munchkin: "I lost my train of thought!"
Me: *joking* "If you didn't have the attention span of a goldfish, this wouldn't happen."
Munchkin: "I do NOT have the attention span of a goldfish. I have the attention span of -- OO SQUIRREL!"
The next day, I surprised her by coming home for the weekend and picked her up from school. As we get in my car, she says (referring to my mom's dumbass bf) "Dickhead had to bring me to school today for my meetings. I hate that guy."
I choked on my spit because while I expect my sister to say such things, I did not expect her to use the term 'dickhead'.
That girl is going to go far. Speaking of which, if they have room in Driver's Ed in the winter term, she could be getting her Learner's Permit. Eep! I scared!
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