What are the planning? Game

[hinakiba777]

Sometimes when a customer goes through my checkout I can't help but wonder "What are they Planning?" While I realize most purchases are random and unconnected, I can't help but try to figure out how it all pieces together. Which made me think of a game.

Someone will post a number of seemingly unrelated products. The next poster will tell us what the customer is planning on doing with all the products together. Be silly, be gross, but have fun. Extra points if you DON'T make it sexual. I'll start:

A dog Collar, A tube of red Lipstick, A soccer ball, a package of 6 clothes hangers, and a bottle of A1 steak Sauce.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dressing up as Victoria Beckham and grilling steak. Duh.

A pocket comb, a jar of Marmite, athlete's foot spray, a vacuum cleaner and a scarf.

[Seshat]

Decontaminating the bathroom. Marmite is known to kill anything the athlete's foot spray misses, and the scarf is perfect for spreading it. The comb will help clean the vacuum cleaner once everything's picked up.


cat/dog toothpaste, vitamin C tablets, a torch, and a bag of onions.

[zombiequeen]

They're going to make sure they don't have a petpire (pet-vampire) with the onions, which are gentler to the vampire's system than garlic, while still killing the infection. Then they will brush it's teeth, because it's gross after eating a whole bag of onions. The vitamin C is to give them the immunity and strength to deal with a petpire, and the torch is if it all goes wrong.

(An actual shopping list of mine)
Yard of fabric, tic-tacs, kool-aid powder, and a game console controller.

[hinakiba777]

They are making a Tie-Dyed controller cozy, dyed using Kool-Aid Powder. They like chewing mints when they sew.

A package of Flour, Windshield Fluid, A toothbrush, and a bottle of Vitamin Water

[MoonCat]

A package of Flour, Windshield Fluid, A toothbrush, and a bottle of Vitamin Water

Home-made, industrial-strength toothpaste and chrome polish.


Hot sauce, a bottle of brandy, a jar of olives and a package of pre-moistened towelettes.

[Gawdzillers]

A backed-up septic tank.

A jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a Bible.

[zombiequeen]

Going to the local church potluck, they always have a sandwich eating contest and guess who's the judge!

A reusable water bottle, four yards of sheer fabric, romaine lettuce, and a package of multi colored pens.

[chrislb]

making a naughty lettuce person costume of course.
2 cans pumpkin pie filling, maraschino cherries, rubber gloves, box of toothpicks and one package of clothesline

[hinakiba777]

They are making a feeding line for squirrels. The gloves full of pumpkin filling hang on the clothes line with holes in the fingers so the animals can suck it out. The Cherries are just an extra treat.

4 packages of shaving Razors and a bottle of Mayo. (actual purchase I scanned in the other day.)

[zombiequeen]

Mayo is a hair conditioner, so they are softening it so they can shave. They must have really coarse hair if they need that many razors....no wait they are shaving a pony. After it gets a really thorough conditioning treatment.

A dragon toy, Legos, Catnip, two bras, and some juice.
(This may or may not have been the fruits from my shopping yesterday)