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  • At the gas station....

    My wife had just bought snacks and sodas. She puts them in the car and goes to fill the tank while I wash the windows. We get done and she sits in the driver's seat and I hear "OW!!!"

    ME: What, what happened??
    WIFE: ...you're going to laugh at me....
    ME: Probably, but what happened?
    WIFE: I sat on my soda!!
    ME: ...you shouldn't sit on your soda, honey. You'll make your soda go flat!
    WIFE: (throws a penny at my face)

    hehehe
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

  • #2
    Bad nurian... Bad bad boy

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    • #3
      No no no! Bad!
      Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
      http://jennovazombie.deviantart.com

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      • #4
        Quoth Nurian View Post
        ...WIFE: (throws a penny at my face)
        Seems she has the correct valuation of your thinking precesses...
        Last edited by dalesys; 11-03-2010, 02:48 PM.
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          What? She didn't think I was worth her two cents?
          I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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          • #6
            People always say a penny for your thoughts but then why do they have to put in their two cents?
            Quote Dalesys:
            ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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            • #7
              Quoth draggar View Post
              People always say a penny for your thoughts but then why do they have to put in their two cents?
              Inflation, or giving two cents = two complete thoughts? IDK...
              Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
              pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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