I am so evil!

[McGoddess09]

Poor little Munchkin had to have her wisdom teeth removed. So I came home early (after talking with my professors, who were cool with me not being there) to take care of her while my mom works.

After the long wait, the dentist comes out and tells us that she is fine and is coming out of it, but was swatting at invisible flies.

After a while while, she is walked out, looking all pathetic with droopy eyes and gauze in her mouth. On the way home, I decided to have fun.

"Hey Munchkin! The fly is back! Get it!"

Munchkin swatted at the air for a while.

"Did you get it?"

"Noooo."

"Did it get away?"

"Yeeeeahhh."

We get to a red light.

Munchkin: "Tuuuurnn green liiiight."

My mom gets a mischievous look in her eye.

Mom: "Swat at it Munchkin! Get it!"

Munchkin tried to swat at it.

I ended up sitting in the back with her, despite feeling motion sick and letting her lean on me. She's fine now. I tucked her in on the couch so I can keep an eye on her and she has a big,fuzzy, orange cat sleeping with her.

Poor thing.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Once again: I have no idea how your sister gets to be the way she is.

ETA:

[taxguykarl]

That wasn't nice. But at least it was funny!!

[McGoddess09]

I was fulfilling my sisterly duties.

She is awake now and doesn't remember a damn thing since being in the chair. I gave her my jingly belt to use as a bell if she needs me.

[McGoddess09]

Update on Munchkin:

She is recovering pretty darn quickly. The Vicodin kicks her teeny butt, but she is getting her antibiotic regularly and is being very well taken care of.

[csquared]

You are not evil. If you were, the videos would be on Youtube.

[hinakiba777]

You are not evil. If you were, the videos would be on Youtube.

Seconded!

[blas]

That's not evil, that's hilarious.

It's the same as when one of my coworkers will randomly come up to me with a piece of folded up paper and say "Blas, wanna see a spider?" and I'll run away screaming.

[protege]

*is so glad that Youtube didn't exist when he was younger*

All I remember about getting my wisdom teeth out, is that it was painful. Not from the actual removal...but because of what happened when I got home. Dad was trying to help me change the gauze in my mouth, but one of the stitches somehow got intertwined. He pulled, and because I couldn't scream...I punched him in the face. Even though I was drugged up, I still connected, and knocked him across the room

[RavenStarr]

Now that is hilarious.

When my son had his wisdom teeth out, he was calling everyone looking for his cow Dexter