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    URGENT BREAKING NEWS FROM BLAS!

    MUST READ

    MUST READ

    MUST READ!!!!!


    I was hypnotized on Wednesday. I do not smoke anymore. I have not smoked in three days.

    I AM FREE!

    FREE!

    I no longer smoke.

    My body is healing itself.

    My skin is healing itself.

    I am no longer a slave to cancer sticks.

    I SMELL GREAT!

    MY CLOTHES SMELL GREAT!

    I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF!

    That is all!
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth
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  • #2
    Woohoo!!

    Good for you!
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      dude.
      that's fucking awesome.
      Also, you will have more money now.
      Welcome to a healthier life, blas.
      "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
      "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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      • #4
        Wow, congrats!!!

        Keep up the good work.

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        • #5
          Oh wow. That is awesome! Congrats.
          "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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          • #6
            Hooray! I'm no longer allergic to you!
            *hugs of congratulations!*
            I'm so happy for you!
            Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
            http://jennovazombie.deviantart.com

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            • #7
              That's awesome blas.
              I am very proud of you.
              Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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              • #8
                That's freaking awesome
                Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                • #9
                  Totally rad! Good job, blas! You rock!

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                  • #10


                    I'm so very, very proud of you!!!!
                    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                    • #11
                      Awesome! I'm proud of you.

                      My dad tried quitting smoking once. Lasted about a year. I've resigned myself to the knowledge that he'll be lighting them up for the rest of his life.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        CONGRATULATIONS!!!! This is excellent news. I'm gonna share this with my Mom - she's been "trying to quit" for 30 years.
                        The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                        • #13
                          Wow! Blas, that is great news! Congratulations for breaking that unhealthy lifestyle.

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                          • #14
                            Way to go Blas!

                            Several years ago I had four coworkers go to one of those sessions. One was smoking the next day. The second was smoking by the third day. The two that made it passed three days stayed off. You made it past the turning point. Keep it up.
                            Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
                            Save the Ales!
                            Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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                            • #15
                              And just think you'll have extra funds now!

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