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Call the police, there's about to be a murder.
As some of you know, I HATE my roommates. Here's their latest fuck-dickery.
I come home today, extremely hungry, and head to the kitchen. BUT WAIT, the door from my room to the rest of the house is locked (the lock is on their side of the house, not mine). No SUPER big deal, I'll just go around through the outside door.
It's locked, and my key doesn't work (even though it opened my outside door, which is the exact same lock system). So I decide to kill two birds with one stone and I set to removing the doorknob between my room and the rest of the house, intending to turn it around when I'm done so that the lock is on my side. As predicted, the knob unlocks, but THOSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS CLOSED THE SLIDE BOLT TOO (I can't unlock this from my side).
So basically, I'm trapped in my room until one of them gets back in 5-8 hours. When they do get home, I am going to KILL them, or at the very least, summon my inner drill instructor.
EDIT: Well, not trapped in my room, I can go outside and stuff, but I have no access to the kitchen/laundry room, which I need. I'm more angry about how inconsiderate they are, and I cannot for the life of me figure out why they locked my door.
I come home today, extremely hungry, and head to the kitchen. BUT WAIT, the door from my room to the rest of the house is locked (the lock is on their side of the house, not mine). No SUPER big deal, I'll just go around through the outside door.
It's locked, and my key doesn't work (even though it opened my outside door, which is the exact same lock system). So I decide to kill two birds with one stone and I set to removing the doorknob between my room and the rest of the house, intending to turn it around when I'm done so that the lock is on my side. As predicted, the knob unlocks, but THOSE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS CLOSED THE SLIDE BOLT TOO (I can't unlock this from my side).
So basically, I'm trapped in my room until one of them gets back in 5-8 hours. When they do get home, I am going to KILL them, or at the very least, summon my inner drill instructor.
EDIT: Well, not trapped in my room, I can go outside and stuff, but I have no access to the kitchen/laundry room, which I need. I'm more angry about how inconsiderate they are, and I cannot for the life of me figure out why they locked my door.
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