Have you no shame?

[Gawdzillers]

This weekend my friend and his girlfriend came over to my house to hang out and sleep over. I was studying for exams at the time, but I figured I could take a day off to unwind and stop freaking out about online homework and such.

We had a nice, relaxing evening -- somewhat. The parts when we were watching movies and playing games was fun, but the parts when I had to drive them to the mall and get something to eat in the rain at night (I spun out quite a few times at green lights) were irritating. But after a long, fun night, we went to bed, I in my bed, and they on the pull-out sofa bed. Note: this is the same room.

Here's what I'm really mad about: I got up in the morning and went to the bathroom, passing them as I walked by. I glanced over, and she was wearing his shirt. She didn't go to bed in his shirt. Think that's bad? When we were all awake, I was sitting in my chair watching TV, and they were still in bed, and I could see some "repetitive motion" going on under the blanket. It's not like I had my back to them, either, I was looking right at them.

tl;dr I'm pretty sure my friends fucked on my couch, and I consider that to be quite rude.

[Amanita]

Ugh. I'd be pretty pissed too. Not just the lack of discretion, but doesn't fucking leave certain ummm..fluids or juices behind?

[Solumina]

Was there at least something between them and the couch, like a sheet or something? If not then Lysol is your friend as it is safe for use on soft surfaces.

Honestly the whole fucking on the couch thing isn't something that would bother me all that much if there were a sheet or blanket and it wouldn't be the first time my friends have had sex while I was in the room (admittedly there are very few friends that I would find this acceptable but there are a few), the issue here is that you clearly aren't comfortable with what they did. This is your room, it would be a bit of a different story if you were staying at their place or if they were in a guest room, but you shouldn't have to expect people to fuck in front of you or on your furniture, if they want to do that then they need to talk to you about it first. I know that is a pretty awkward conversation to have but if you can't get yourself to ask then the default is no sex.

[Gawdzillers]

Ugh. I'd be pretty pissed too. Not just the lack of discretion, but doesn't fucking leave certain ummm..fluids or juices behind?

There wasn't a wet spot that I could see. It might not have been full-on penetration, but they did something.

[teh_blumchenkinder]

Eeeewww...
I'm environmentally sensitive, so I probably would have started throwing shit at them, like pillows or something, once they started frotting each other. Ick. Even if clothes didn't come off, they're getting hot and heavy, and I don't want to be around that. It clashes with me and my sensibilities/aura, for lack of better terms, and I do not want to find out if I like voyeurism!

[dalesys]

Squirt bottles. Not just for cats.

[Amanita]

^LMAO!!! So this!

[Rapscallion]

Squirt bottles. Not just for cats.

Ice cubes work. Just saying.

Rapscallion

[shadowpanda]

See, this isn't something that would bother me, but I'm well aware that not everyone is ok with other people doing sexual stuff in the presence of others. They should have respected you and your home enough to not get up to hanky panky for one night.

[Eisa]

^Exactly. I'm pretty ok myself about it...but NOT when I'm in the same room, Jesus Gawd. That's just nasty...unless perhaps the other person is into voyeurism.

[blas]

I think it's a complete lack of respect for others and their hospitality or friendship/relationship to do something like that, unless you and your pals are the type of people who are into that sort of stuff. JMHO.

I reconsidered a frienship with one girl after she and her boyfriend started fucking around on my roommates futon while I was sleeping on the couch right next to them. Not that I gave two camels' toes about my roommate's futon, but HELLO....I am right here....and I can hear you.....and that is just disrespectful.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Yeah, I would consider that extremely disrespectful. Not cool.

Next time (if there ever is a next time) get a camera, pull up a chair, and tell them they need to move the blanket so you can watch and get some better pictures. Since that's what they appear to be giving permission for. Tell him to make sure to warn you when the money shot is coming so you don't miss it.

[telecom_goddess]

Yeah, I would consider that extremely disrespectful. Not cool.

Next time (if there ever is a next time) get a camera, pull up a chair, and tell them they need to move the blanket so you can watch and get some better pictures. Since that's what they appear to be giving permission for. Tell him to make sure to warn you when the money shot is coming so you don't miss it.

That's funny. I like it.

[dalesys]

Ice cubes work. Just saying.

Rapscallion

Or the universal awakener for teenagers:

A pint of glass marbles, fresh out of the freezer... ==> no wet spot



Unfortunately for my entertainment, my teens believed I would do this.

[terakhan]

Other people's sex lives are like the inside of the Loch Ness Monster's stomach. Whether or not its there, I don't want to find out about it, especially up close.