So, my five year old likes me to sing to her in the car. She wanted me to sing her "the song about the guy putting his head on the lady's breast with underwear on."
Bwah?
I don't know any songs like that, but I wish I did. People are always requesting my band do dirty songs, but we don't really know any.
After talking to her, I figured out what song she meant: Searching For Lambs. It's quite old, and it's about a man who meets a young shepardess, they exchange declarations of love, and marry. The "dirty part" is:
How gloriously the sun doth shine
How pleasant is the air
I'd rather rest on a true love's breast
Than any other where.
Maybe that song needs a little sexing up, who knows? I sing that part "In my underwear" now. Makes it a bit more interesting.
Bwah?
I don't know any songs like that, but I wish I did. People are always requesting my band do dirty songs, but we don't really know any.
After talking to her, I figured out what song she meant: Searching For Lambs. It's quite old, and it's about a man who meets a young shepardess, they exchange declarations of love, and marry. The "dirty part" is:
How gloriously the sun doth shine
How pleasant is the air
I'd rather rest on a true love's breast
Than any other where.
Maybe that song needs a little sexing up, who knows? I sing that part "In my underwear" now. Makes it a bit more interesting.
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