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That's certainly a different take on what I thought was a clean song.
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ZZ Top have written a lot of dirty songs,e.g. Tube Snake Boogie & Pearl Necklace (if you don't know what Pearl Necklace is about I'm not gonna explain it) & let's not even mention Mexican Blackbird"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"
Mark Twain
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Quoth Frantic Freddie View PostZZ Top have written a lot of dirty songs,e.g. Tube Snake Boogie & Pearl Necklace (if you don't know what Pearl Necklace is about I'm not gonna explain it) & let's not even mention Mexican BlackbirdThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Candy cane.
I'm just happy we're past Christmas.
Anyhow, I still think Irene Cara was singing "Take your pants off and make it happen" in that one song Irene Cara is famous for.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Don't forget about CCR.
Original Lyrics:
"Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad moon on the rise."
Often heard (and occasionally sung by John Fogarty in concert:
"Don't go around tonight,
If you have to take a light
Heeey the bathroom's on the right"
And yes, I have heard him sing the latter in concert deliberately - twice.
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.
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Quoth fireheart17 View PostThere's no way I'll be able to explain this without turning it into a NSFW thread, but I'll try anyway: A pearl necklace is where after a woman's been sucking on a man's um...candy cane, he deposits his DNA around her neck."If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"
Mark Twain
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Quoth Frantic Freddie View PostNope,it's a,shall we say,exotic form of stimulation that actually does involve a pearl or some other bead-type necklace or simply beads on a string.I believe the Kama Sutra has a description of it (could be wrong,ain't read it in many years).Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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I've heard both forms - and that the former form is why Frank'n'furter wears a pearl necklace in Rocky Horror.
A national anthem mondegreen:
"Australians all eat ostriches
Four minus one makes three
With olden royals and wealth for soil
Our home is dirt by sea.
Our lambs abound on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In history's page,
On every page,
Advance Australia Fair.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
Advance Australia Fair."Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.
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Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View PostPeople are always requesting my band do dirty songs, but we don't really know any.
I used to occasionally play it at the bar I DJ'd at and it really messed people up. And got tons of laughs by the time it was done.
Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View PostA friend of mine came up with lyrics for "Secret Asian Man", but I can't remember them.
Quoth Frantic Freddie View PostZZ Top have written a lot of dirty songs,e.g. Tube Snake Boogie & Pearl Necklace (if you don't know what Pearl Necklace is about I'm not gonna explain it) & let's not even mention Mexican Blackbird
Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostAnyhow, I still think Irene Cara was singing "Take your pants off and make it happen" in that one song Irene Cara is famous for.
Quoth Frantic Freddie View PostNope,it's a,shall we say,exotic form of stimulation that actually does involve a pearl or some other bead-type necklace or simply beads on a string.I believe the Kama Sutra has a description of it (could be wrong,ain't read it in many years).
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Well, we do folk songs and believe you me, there's plenty of dirty ones (in some cases, EXTREMELY dirty). No shortage of songs, just shortage of us getting off our asses and learning them.
I'm fond of "The Lusty Young Blacksmith" myself. Which is filthy, but way cleaner than "The Bastard King of England".
Tonight at practice, a bunch of them spontaneously broke out with "You love me, I love you, why don't we get drunk and screw?" to the tune of the Barney song. I about blew rum out of my nose.
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Quoth Jester View PostSounds like a challenge. I'll see if I can work something up for that.
I dedicate this version to the new Green Hornet movie coming out. If you want to, feel free to sing along with my lyrics to the original song. I won't tell.
Kato's a man who leads a life of danger.
The white man that he works for keeps getting stranger.
He dreams of fighting crime, wears a green mask half the time.
Odd's are he'll be locked away tomorrow.
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's given you a costume and taken away your pride.
Beware of wealthy white boys with delusions.
They probably belong in padded institutions.
Oh, as soon as you get paid
cash your paycheck right away,
'cause odds are he'll be locked away tomorrow.
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's given you a Chrysler and taken away your pride.
------ lead guitar ------
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's given you a black mask and taken away your pride.
Puttin' out the L.A. paper one day,
and then drivin' down the Compton alleys next day...
Oh, he calls himself the Hornet
but a bee's stuck in his bonnet
and odds are he'll be locked away tomorrow.
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's made you his kung fu sidekick and taken away your pride.
Secret Asian man...
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Seshat View Post
A national anthem mondegreen:
"Australians all eat ostriches
Four minus one makes three
With olden royals and wealth for soil
Our home is dirt by sea.
Our lambs abound on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In history's page,
On every page,
Advance Australia Fair.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
Advance Australia Fair."
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free,
With golden soil and worth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea (although dirt makes more sense),
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty, rich and rare,
In Historys page, let every stage,
Advance Australia Fair,
In joyful strains and let us sing,
Advance Australia Fair
There are two verses, but the second verse isn't usually heard at primary school level (which Seshat's version sounds like) and is usually heard at some formal events. That said, the version is cute
And a while back, a teenage music magazine invited people to send in their own mondegreens. Around that time, Shakira's "Wherever, Whenever" was becoming popular and one of the submissions was:
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them, with mountains."
Those are the actual lyrics!The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth Jester View PostI like a challenge. In less than an hour, I actually came up with something. (Amazing what you can do with plenty of free time, some beer, and a mission, no matter how twisted the mission may be.)
I dedicate this version to the new Green Hornet movie coming out. If you want to, feel free to sing along with my lyrics to the original song. I won't tell.
Kato's a man who leads a life of danger.
The white man that he works for keeps getting stranger.
He dreams of fighting crime, wears a green mask half the time.
Odd's are he'll be locked away tomorrow.
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's given you a costume and taken away your pride.
Beware of wealthy white boys with delusions.
They probably belong in padded institutions.
Oh, as soon as you get paid
cash your paycheck right away,
'cause odds are he'll be locked away tomorrow.
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's given you a Chrysler and taken away your pride.
------ lead guitar ------
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's given you a black mask and taken away your pride.
Puttin' out the L.A. paper one day,
and then drivin' down the Compton alleys next day...
Oh, he calls himself the Hornet
but a bee's stuck in his bonnet
and odds are he'll be locked away tomorrow.
Secret Asian man, secret Asian man...
Hey, Reid's made you his kung fu sidekick and taken away your pride.
Secret Asian man...
When you start at zero, everything's progress.
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