And not even sure what to make of this..or where to put it.
Where to put this, or what to make of it. Part of it was sucky, part of it was and part of it was just sad.
Ok so my mothers birthday was yesterday, so a lot of the day was spent with her. For the most part it was an enjoyable time. Since it was her birthday, she decided where to go and what to do.
Food
She is a pizza fanatic, so she decides that we should get pizza..and dine in. Fine with me, I'd prefer to really treat her to a nice place, but it's her day. First thing we notice is that the place was kinda full, but we are seated quickly. Yay. The next table over is two adults, and three children.
About the time we got our food, the children decided they were full, but didn't want to waste all that great food..so they started to throw it at each other. They were very bad aims. Parents of course did nothing. Why am I not surprised. Just as I am about to say something, the table apparently is done eating, so they left. I probably still should have said something, but I didn't. Ended up wearing a few items of food for a bit, until I could get it cleaned off. I blame NASH for me not sayings something, because I have had no energy lately.
Hair (Or ... A clue by four would have been 100x more suble)
So she wants to get her hair done, now can you imagine me in a hair salon, but .. it's what she wants..so I will go put up with it.
As she is getting her hair done, three teenage girls come in. It's kinda cold outside, but one of them is wearing a micro skirt and I am not sure how to describe the shirt. Low cut, comes to about midriff? Not a person who keeps up with fashion sorry. Lets just say that very little is left to the imagination.
Now here is the part that never normally happens. The one wearing almost nothing, apparently decided she liked me, and was about as subtle as a mack truck driving through a diner. She comes up wraps herself..no not her arms, but pretty much her whole body .. around me..and...
TG - Teen Girl
VCM - Very Confused Mytical
TG - "Hey sweety, what you doing here?"
VCM - *trying to pry her off, without grabbing any *ahem* untoward areas* Um, I'm sorry ..you seem to have me confused with somebody...
TG - "Don't be that way, I'm just trying to get to know you."
VCM - *thinking - Subtle, I would have never guessed* Thats ... um good..but do you mind letting go?
TG - "Don't you like me? Think I am pretty?"
VCM - "I'm sure you are gorgeous, but um..your kinda young for me.."
TG - "Aww..look at him <name changed>, I could just eat him up." *turns to me* "You can't be too much older then me."
VCM - "I'm thirty seven..and taken."
TG - "Ewww, your an old man!" At least that causes her to remove her self from me. "Dirty old pervert."
VCM - *thinking, yeah cause I am the one who threw myself at a complete stranger..I'm the pervert. I didn't reply though.*
The rest of the hair experience was pretty dull, though the teenagers kept giving me dirty looks.
I don't know if it was some sort of initiation, or what..or a dare maybe?
Last but not least...Appliance Shopping
I like Lowers for the most part. It's a nice place. We went in and they had no selection though. Or rather not what we were looking for. All they had is a bunch of stainless steel Refrigerators, and I really wanted to avoid Stainless. Wouldn't even order one, and they normally will let you look through their catalog and order one. *shrugs*
Now, I know a lot of people would say "You should have not been so delicate with the female" or some such..but in all honesty it was not something I was prepared for. My brain was trying to figure out how to be a gentlemen about it, and at the same time remove the problem. Caused a short circuit.
Where to put this, or what to make of it. Part of it was sucky, part of it was and part of it was just sad.
Ok so my mothers birthday was yesterday, so a lot of the day was spent with her. For the most part it was an enjoyable time. Since it was her birthday, she decided where to go and what to do.
Food
She is a pizza fanatic, so she decides that we should get pizza..and dine in. Fine with me, I'd prefer to really treat her to a nice place, but it's her day. First thing we notice is that the place was kinda full, but we are seated quickly. Yay. The next table over is two adults, and three children.
About the time we got our food, the children decided they were full, but didn't want to waste all that great food..so they started to throw it at each other. They were very bad aims. Parents of course did nothing. Why am I not surprised. Just as I am about to say something, the table apparently is done eating, so they left. I probably still should have said something, but I didn't. Ended up wearing a few items of food for a bit, until I could get it cleaned off. I blame NASH for me not sayings something, because I have had no energy lately.
Hair (Or ... A clue by four would have been 100x more suble)
So she wants to get her hair done, now can you imagine me in a hair salon, but .. it's what she wants..so I will go put up with it.
As she is getting her hair done, three teenage girls come in. It's kinda cold outside, but one of them is wearing a micro skirt and I am not sure how to describe the shirt. Low cut, comes to about midriff? Not a person who keeps up with fashion sorry. Lets just say that very little is left to the imagination.
Now here is the part that never normally happens. The one wearing almost nothing, apparently decided she liked me, and was about as subtle as a mack truck driving through a diner. She comes up wraps herself..no not her arms, but pretty much her whole body .. around me..and...
TG - Teen Girl
VCM - Very Confused Mytical
TG - "Hey sweety, what you doing here?"
VCM - *trying to pry her off, without grabbing any *ahem* untoward areas* Um, I'm sorry ..you seem to have me confused with somebody...
TG - "Don't be that way, I'm just trying to get to know you."
VCM - *thinking - Subtle, I would have never guessed* Thats ... um good..but do you mind letting go?
TG - "Don't you like me? Think I am pretty?"
VCM - "I'm sure you are gorgeous, but um..your kinda young for me.."
TG - "Aww..look at him <name changed>, I could just eat him up." *turns to me* "You can't be too much older then me."
VCM - "I'm thirty seven..and taken."
TG - "Ewww, your an old man!" At least that causes her to remove her self from me. "Dirty old pervert."
VCM - *thinking, yeah cause I am the one who threw myself at a complete stranger..I'm the pervert. I didn't reply though.*
The rest of the hair experience was pretty dull, though the teenagers kept giving me dirty looks.
I don't know if it was some sort of initiation, or what..or a dare maybe?
Last but not least...Appliance Shopping
I like Lowers for the most part. It's a nice place. We went in and they had no selection though. Or rather not what we were looking for. All they had is a bunch of stainless steel Refrigerators, and I really wanted to avoid Stainless. Wouldn't even order one, and they normally will let you look through their catalog and order one. *shrugs*
Now, I know a lot of people would say "You should have not been so delicate with the female" or some such..but in all honesty it was not something I was prepared for. My brain was trying to figure out how to be a gentlemen about it, and at the same time remove the problem. Caused a short circuit.
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