I'm eating when my wife calls me from KC.
ME: Yeah, I just got back from the store. I'm eating right now.
WIFE: Okay. Did you go to McDonald's or something?
ME: Actually, no. I made a salad. It's good.
WIFE: Oh. But I bet it's slathered in dressing with a lot of cheese.
ME: Not really. There's a smal amount of ranch and I didn't put any cheese in at all.
WIFE: .....who are you and what have you done with my hubby??
ME: Well, I think he forgot the safeword so he's unconcious in the back with a potato shoved up his...
WIFE: NURIAN!!!
ME:
WIFE: MY MOTHER CAN HEAR YOU!!!!
ME:
ME: Yeah, I just got back from the store. I'm eating right now.
WIFE: Okay. Did you go to McDonald's or something?
ME: Actually, no. I made a salad. It's good.
WIFE: Oh. But I bet it's slathered in dressing with a lot of cheese.
ME: Not really. There's a smal amount of ranch and I didn't put any cheese in at all.
WIFE: .....who are you and what have you done with my hubby??
ME: Well, I think he forgot the safeword so he's unconcious in the back with a potato shoved up his...
WIFE: NURIAN!!!
ME:
WIFE: MY MOTHER CAN HEAR YOU!!!!
ME:
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