Which Would Make the Best St. Patty's Day Shirt?

[Jester]

So I saw a lot of the silly "Kiss Me I'm Irish" shirts yesterday, and it got me thinking towards next year, and I had a great idea for a t-shirt I am going to have made for next year's St. Patty's Day. But I have three possibilities for it, and I am gathering opinions for which is the best. Please, feel free to weigh in and let me know which is your favorite. And don't take too long...I only have 364 days left!

[firecat88]

Can be snarky and put in a vote for a shirt saying "It's Paddy, not Patty. Ds not Ts."? (And, yes, I do want a shirt or a bumper sticker that says this)

[Kittish]

How about 'Kiss my Whiskey! It's Irish!'?

[dalesys]

Sure and begoneyah, my liver's Irish!

[Jester]

Can be snarky and put in a vote for a shirt saying "It's Paddy, not Patty. Ds not Ts."? (And, yes, I do want a shirt or a bumper sticker that says this)

No, as I am going for the whole liver angle. You want that t-shirt or bumper sticker, knock yourself out. Me, I'm going for the party/drunk/drinking angle, thank you very much.

[Ree]

Can be snarky and put in a vote for a shirt saying "It's Paddy, not Patty.

Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, "Paddy" is the masculine short form for "Patrick" and "Patty" is the feminine short form for "Patricia".

Would you like a title edit, Jester?

[Jester]

I always wondered why people spelled it "Paddy" instead of "Patty." I had no idea. I've always typed it as St. Patty or St. Patrick myself.

I don't actually know HOW to edit titles, but if you feel the need to, Ree, knock yourself out. No biggie to me either way. Just going for the best t-shirt idea, to be honest.

I've consulted with my liver, and it also doesn't care either way about the title.

[fireheart]

pics when you do?

Also, Zazzle is good for that sort of stuff.

[Dilorenzo]

Paddy from Padraig, Irish for Patrick. Also masculine version as Ree says. Paddy Power for example, Irish bookie. Run by (maybe dead now), Padraig Power.

Voting for first option, yes.

[Treasure]

I like "Kiss me, My liver's Irish" b/c it gives Jester a chance at physical interaction w/ the ladies.....


(what, he's the one that has mentioned his involuntary celibacy.... this might be a way to break the ice, if not the dry spell)

[Bella_Vixen]

Can be snarky and put in a vote for a shirt saying "It's Paddy, not Patty. Ds not Ts."? (And, yes, I do want a shirt or a bumper sticker that says this)

If this happens, I want one...million.