If you've ever read MAD magazine (I was a big fan at one time), you'll know that "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" is a regular feature. Wouldn't it be great if we could do that at work? Since we can't, let's play here! I'll start.
Our store has a loyalty card. The card clearly states that ten stamps is good for one free small yogurt with toppings. Today a girl walked in brandishing a full loyalty card and asked, "What is this good for?" In keeping with the spirit of MAD, I have three answers to that:
1) "A free pizza. Go to the place across the street to claim your prize."
2) "I have no idea, but the card seems to be covered in strange cryptic squiggles. If only we could decipher them!"
3) "A clue as to why you look fat in those jeans?"
Okay, so I'm not a comedy writer Let's see you do better!
Our store has a loyalty card. The card clearly states that ten stamps is good for one free small yogurt with toppings. Today a girl walked in brandishing a full loyalty card and asked, "What is this good for?" In keeping with the spirit of MAD, I have three answers to that:
1) "A free pizza. Go to the place across the street to claim your prize."
2) "I have no idea, but the card seems to be covered in strange cryptic squiggles. If only we could decipher them!"
3) "A clue as to why you look fat in those jeans?"
Okay, so I'm not a comedy writer Let's see you do better!
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