So my day got a little more interesting with the arrival of the police on my front doorstep. Turns out they were looking for someone with my dads name, albeit pronounced as if he was a woman.
When I told them that he was my dad, they looked at me as though I was nuts, then asked if he's transgender. Hell no, if we was, we'd know about it. I also added that my parents had gone on a cruise for a week and a bit (true).
After some more confirmation that no, my dad was not living a secret double life, they then asked if anyone drove a daewoo lanos. Nobody in the house drives that sort of car, two of us own fords and we also own a Suzuki and a Volkswagen transporter. Definitely not a daewoo lanos!
So the officers apologise and leave. Turns out they WERE looking for a woman.
And I burst out in a fit of giggles once they left.
When I told them that he was my dad, they looked at me as though I was nuts, then asked if he's transgender. Hell no, if we was, we'd know about it. I also added that my parents had gone on a cruise for a week and a bit (true).
After some more confirmation that no, my dad was not living a secret double life, they then asked if anyone drove a daewoo lanos. Nobody in the house drives that sort of car, two of us own fords and we also own a Suzuki and a Volkswagen transporter. Definitely not a daewoo lanos!
So the officers apologise and leave. Turns out they WERE looking for a woman.
And I burst out in a fit of giggles once they left.
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