One from my co-worker

[MoonCat]

CW: How does the name read on the credit card?
Customer: Citibank

I for several minutes

[Food Lady]

I can't believe this is true, but I know you don't make stuff up. brain. broken.

[WishfulSpirit]

I answered the phone with my coworker's name the other day because I was thinking it was probably for her. I said "Ladies clothing, this is Mary." My name isn't Mary.

[wolfie]

CW: How does the name read on the credit card?
Customer: Citibank

Anyone else remember the Mary Tyler Moore show episode where her co-workers were imagining what would happen if she married a particular suitor? Murray was predicting a long marriage, and had Ted unable to remember his name on the air. "This is (pulls out wallet and looks inside for the name) Genuine Cowhide".

[taxguykarl]

OK, now the cardholder name.

[MoonCat]

There's an old Benny Hill sketch where a guy finds a fancy cigarette case. Benny says "It's mine" and the guy says, "Oh yeah prove it!" Says Benny: "My name is on the inside." Says the guy: "Well then what's your name?" Benny: "Sterling Silver. " Guy makes a face and hands over the cigarette case.

[rapana1]

I answered the phone with my coworker's name the other day because I was thinking it was probably for her. I said "Ladies clothing, this is Mary." My name isn't Mary.

My manager was reminiscing with us about funny things her hubby did when they first met. She was so happily lost in the memories, that when the phone rang, she answered, "Good afternoon, welcome to H-Curtains, you're speaking with (her husband's name)!"