I think this qualifies here. From one of those 'odd titbits around the world' that tends to pop in the corner of the Sun...
'Mr N, a self-proclaimed prophet of the Zion Christian Church was badly mauled by lions in a safari park in Africa. Fellow travellers said Mr. N had leapt out of the jeep running towards the lions challenging them to fight him in the name of the Lord.'
The lions accepted his challenge
and were convincing winners..
'Mr N, a self-proclaimed prophet of the Zion Christian Church was badly mauled by lions in a safari park in Africa. Fellow travellers said Mr. N had leapt out of the jeep running towards the lions challenging them to fight him in the name of the Lord.'
The lions accepted his challenge

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