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    me - and the name on the card?
    them - visa
    me - no, is the card in your name?
    them - yes.
    me - AAARRGHHHH..... then what is your fkn name???


    also... when someone rings on a mobile phone, while driving, in rain, while people are talking/yelling in the car, with an accent, and they keep repeating the same damn number/letter..except louder... when it's quite obvious that just repeating this isn't actually going to help... which probably explains why I keep changing said letter or number into something more intelligible over said phone - eg "Is that G for Golf or P for Papa??"..."P/G/T(/lots of other options)...! I said P/G/T"... yes...yes... very good moron....

    me - What is your name?
    them - Oh - it's not in my name, I'm just...
    me - ok, but I need your name.
    them - But I just said, it's not...

    yeah - that's why I love repeating myself, and have no idea of what I'm doing - I just love asking for your name first, cos I'm bored....


    I have others...
    When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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