Overheard this gem of a conversation between a coworker and a woman.
BBC -- brain burp customer (NOT the British Broadcasting Corporation)
CW -- Chris, my coworker
BBC: I need some gas.
CW: You can get gas at the gas station outside.
BBC: No, I need to buy some gas.
CW: Right. They can help you at the gas station.
BBC: No, I NEED to BUY some GAS.
CW: ...okay, you can buy some gas at the gas station outside.
BBC: No, you don't understand. I need to buy some gas for my car.
CW: Yes. They can help you at the gas station.
BBC: Oh! You mean I can buy gas at the gas station?
CW: Yes, ma'am.
I swear to god, these people should not be allowed to breed...
BBC -- brain burp customer (NOT the British Broadcasting Corporation)
CW -- Chris, my coworker
BBC: I need some gas.
CW: You can get gas at the gas station outside.
BBC: No, I need to buy some gas.
CW: Right. They can help you at the gas station.
BBC: No, I NEED to BUY some GAS.
CW: ...okay, you can buy some gas at the gas station outside.
BBC: No, you don't understand. I need to buy some gas for my car.
CW: Yes. They can help you at the gas station.
BBC: Oh! You mean I can buy gas at the gas station?
CW: Yes, ma'am.
I swear to god, these people should not be allowed to breed...
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