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  • #1

    I need to buy some gas

    Overheard this gem of a conversation between a coworker and a woman.

    BBC -- brain burp customer (NOT the British Broadcasting Corporation)
    CW -- Chris, my coworker

    BBC: I need some gas.
    CW: You can get gas at the gas station outside.
    BBC: No, I need to buy some gas.
    CW: Right. They can help you at the gas station.
    BBC: No, I NEED to BUY some GAS.
    CW: ...okay, you can buy some gas at the gas station outside.
    BBC: No, you don't understand. I need to buy some gas for my car.
    CW: Yes. They can help you at the gas station.
    BBC: Oh! You mean I can buy gas at the gas station?
    CW: Yes, ma'am.

    I swear to god, these people should not be allowed to breed...
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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  • #2
    Makes you wonder just what she thought was sold at a gas station!
    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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    • #3
      Maybe she thought she could get gas from buying a can of beans, eating them & farting up a storm so that she could connect her ass to the gas nozzle of her car & away she goes!! "Roll that beautiful bean footage!!"

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      • #4
        Quoth Bright_Star View Post
        Maybe she thought she could get gas from buying a can of beans, eating them & farting up a storm so that she could connect her ass to the gas nozzle of her car & away she goes!! "Roll that beautiful bean footage!!"
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Irv, we don't need to see your VERY white arse! Take it down!
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #6
            Goodman IPF, thus is worse than the time thou snucketh out of the community and got drunketh on Patrone and did the Macarena naked.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              Quoth blas87 View Post
              Goodman IPF, thus is worse than the time thou snucketh out of the community and got drunketh on Patrone and did the Macarena naked.
              Hey! Don't you dare accuse me of doing the Macarena!

              Irv, we don't need to see your VERY white arse! Take it down!
              Could you please stop thinking about my ass?

              Besides, that one isn't mine. Mine isn't that big...yet.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Irv, you now owe me a new laptop.

                BTW, you're braver than I am . . . . I'd show my ass, but some things are just better left to the imagination.
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #9
                  Why do I have this very strong impression that it was really a good idea to disable images in my browser settings while reading this board at work ?
                  "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                    I swear to god, these people should not be allowed to breath...
                    There, fixed it for ya!
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      There, fixed it for ya!
                      I stand by what I originally said. Sure, stopping them from breathing my solve the immediate problem... but these people procreate, and create MORE of them.
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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