OK, maybe this should go under cursing out co-workers, but I'll put it in here because it is a very obvious brain burp.
Basically, at work, we have four cleaners. The only people that only encounter the cleaners are the managers because by the time everyone else comes in to open up, the cleaners are gone. The bar has five managers, including me. Two of us are pretty new, me and another guy Pete.
So, I go to let the cleaners in.
Cleaner: Hey Pete, how you doin??
Me: Uhh, I'm fine. By the way, I'm not Pete, I'm customersruinmylife.
Cleaner: Oh, I feel stupid now! I thought you were called Pete!
Me: No worries.
The next day, exact same cleaner.
Cleaner: So what you doing when you finish Pete?
Me: Probably chilling with my friend. By the way, it's customersruinmylife.
Cleaner: Oh yeah! I forgot!
Two days later.
Cleaner: Oh I'm glad you're back! Was it your day off yesterday?
Me: Yeah it was.
Cleaner: Well, it was that CUSTOMERSRUINMYLIFE opening up yesterday. He really is horrible isn't he!
Me: What?? I'm customersruinmylife!
Cleaner: Oh, I keep forgetting Pete!
Me: No, it was Pete who opened up yesterday!
Cleaner: Right!
I met up with Pete.
Pete: Yeah, she calls me customersruinmylife ALL THE TIME!!
Arrrghh!!
Now I could forgive if we looked alike, but we DON'T. Pete has a shaved head and a big belly. I have long hair and am very lanky
Basically, at work, we have four cleaners. The only people that only encounter the cleaners are the managers because by the time everyone else comes in to open up, the cleaners are gone. The bar has five managers, including me. Two of us are pretty new, me and another guy Pete.
So, I go to let the cleaners in.
Cleaner: Hey Pete, how you doin??
Me: Uhh, I'm fine. By the way, I'm not Pete, I'm customersruinmylife.
Cleaner: Oh, I feel stupid now! I thought you were called Pete!
Me: No worries.
The next day, exact same cleaner.
Cleaner: So what you doing when you finish Pete?
Me: Probably chilling with my friend. By the way, it's customersruinmylife.
Cleaner: Oh yeah! I forgot!
Two days later.
Cleaner: Oh I'm glad you're back! Was it your day off yesterday?
Me: Yeah it was.
Cleaner: Well, it was that CUSTOMERSRUINMYLIFE opening up yesterday. He really is horrible isn't he!
Me: What?? I'm customersruinmylife!
Cleaner: Oh, I keep forgetting Pete!
Me: No, it was Pete who opened up yesterday!
Cleaner: Right!
I met up with Pete.
Pete: Yeah, she calls me customersruinmylife ALL THE TIME!!
Arrrghh!!
Now I could forgive if we looked alike, but we DON'T. Pete has a shaved head and a big belly. I have long hair and am very lanky
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