Don't Follow Me...

[Nashida]

...after I've filled up at the gas station, for I will give you a heart attack.

For today is the fifth time I've forgotten to shut the little door to my gas tank. Gasket's on tight, yet I drove three miles home with the door wide open.

It's one of those classic brain burps where you could've sworn you did something....

[jedimaster91]

At least you remembered to tighten the gasket.

[Nashida]

At least you remembered to tighten the gasket.

Yeah...that could've been a big problem...

That same day (well, night) I discovered what that silly little black tab on the rearview mirror is for...

I'm an awesome driver, I swear.

[crazylegs]

Bah,

I know someone who nearly drove into the wing of some American Military Hardware because he wasn't looking where he was going (we're not talking fast jet either).

Same driver never took his handbrake off either, every time he came to rest and went to apply said brake he found it was already applied.