This woman came into the petrol station and totally failed. First, she parked too far away from the pump for the hose to reach and ended up spilling a load of petrol on the ground. Then, when the deputy manager went out and showed the woman how to do it, she ended up doing it all for the customer as she was too dim to understand simple instructions and ended up spilling more petrol. -.- She finally came in to pay and bitched the whole time about the lack of instructions on the pumps.
We do have instructions, but obviously they're not written in stupidese. She ended her rant by saying that she was going to have her husband fill up the car from now on; heaven help this lady if she's widowed or divorced. O.o Before anyone asks, yes, I did go and dump a load of sand on the spillage. Both pumps in consequence ended up looking like a sandpit cuz of the amount of petrol spilled. -.-
We do have instructions, but obviously they're not written in stupidese. She ended her rant by saying that she was going to have her husband fill up the car from now on; heaven help this lady if she's widowed or divorced. O.o Before anyone asks, yes, I did go and dump a load of sand on the spillage. Both pumps in consequence ended up looking like a sandpit cuz of the amount of petrol spilled. -.-
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