I don't work here...

[Inky]

I work at OMAX and had to go into BBUY to get something computery that we don't carry. I still had my shirt on and a guy who was looking at the same section looks at me and asks, "Can you help me out with some of this stuff?" I say, "Sorry, I don't work here."

He then said, "Well, I don't either."

Me: "I'm sure one of these guys can help you out".

He gives me a "Wow, I can't believe how unhelpful your being" look, and I walk away. They didn't have what I needed anyway.

[SpyOne]

"Oh. I just assumed you thought I knew something about this stuff. If the blind leading the blind is really what you were going for, I could help you our right after you help me decide which of these USB devices would be the best to use if I want to frombotz my diddlefinder that keeps microspooling when it reaches 2000*."

* - in this context, it really is best to use something that won't make any sense at all. if you used a real question, he just might know the answer.