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I work for The green coffee monster.
As those of you who frequent our establishments will know, we have just rolled out a new rewards card that gives you ten percent off on all drinks and stuff and can be used as a store credit card. The gold card. like I didn't have enough shit to deal with with the registered cards...thanks. you pay me 25 dollars and its good for a year. I tell you this because of a phone call I had today.
The phone rings at about 8pm and I pick up and and ask how can I help you?
odd woman:Hi Animae, I have done something so stupid!
Me: ummm, well how can I help you? what did you do?
ow: well I bought one of your gold cards and I went to resister it online(smart woman! Oh but I was wrong), But my wallet was stolen this afternoon and I then deleted the registration information because I didn't want the people to use the card! That was stupid of me wasn't it?
Me: Well I'm sorry that your wallet was stolen, but we don't actually resister the cards in the store you have to do it online.
at this point I'm thinking yes, you are stupid lady. especially since you think that I can do anything at all about this. I'm a peon lady. I make fancy fruu fruu drinks for dumbass ladies like you
Ow: I know that I just don't have my card,. can you give me a number for it? that was so stupid of me to delete the information wasn't it?
Me: well all the cards have their own number so I can't do that, I can however give you the number to the customer service line and maybe they can help you retrieve some of the information.
Ow:Oh thank you, you know, this is the second time this week that my wallet has been stolen. That will teach me to walk around with my purse open. That was so stupid of me wasn't it? so stupid!
Me: Well, I'm sorry, I hope the people can help you out more than I can.
Ow: thank you, that sure was stupid of me, bye!
I swear that woman spent ten minutes asking me to call her stupid.
As those of you who frequent our establishments will know, we have just rolled out a new rewards card that gives you ten percent off on all drinks and stuff and can be used as a store credit card. The gold card. like I didn't have enough shit to deal with with the registered cards...thanks. you pay me 25 dollars and its good for a year. I tell you this because of a phone call I had today.
The phone rings at about 8pm and I pick up and and ask how can I help you?
odd woman:Hi Animae, I have done something so stupid!
Me: ummm, well how can I help you? what did you do?
ow: well I bought one of your gold cards and I went to resister it online(smart woman! Oh but I was wrong), But my wallet was stolen this afternoon and I then deleted the registration information because I didn't want the people to use the card! That was stupid of me wasn't it?
Me: Well I'm sorry that your wallet was stolen, but we don't actually resister the cards in the store you have to do it online.
at this point I'm thinking yes, you are stupid lady. especially since you think that I can do anything at all about this. I'm a peon lady. I make fancy fruu fruu drinks for dumbass ladies like you
Ow: I know that I just don't have my card,. can you give me a number for it? that was so stupid of me to delete the information wasn't it?
Me: well all the cards have their own number so I can't do that, I can however give you the number to the customer service line and maybe they can help you retrieve some of the information.
Ow:Oh thank you, you know, this is the second time this week that my wallet has been stolen. That will teach me to walk around with my purse open. That was so stupid of me wasn't it? so stupid!
Me: Well, I'm sorry, I hope the people can help you out more than I can.
Ow: thank you, that sure was stupid of me, bye!
I swear that woman spent ten minutes asking me to call her stupid.
] is lost or stolen, they can look it up using your contact information and perhaps replace it for you.
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