I Don't Think You Get It, Sir

[Nashida]

Stopped by a local donut shop yesterday near my school to get a hot coffee, warm up, and visit a friend. While we were there this man came to the counter wanting some donuts. Except...

M: Man
F: My friend

M: Do you have any day-old donuts?
F: Yes, we do.
M: Are they fresh?

I break rule #1 off in the corner (which really hurts when it's hot coffee), and my friend manages to at least hold her snickers in.

F: Well, sir...
M: Did I say what I think I said?
F: Sorry, but you did, sir...
M: Might as well add in a large coffee too....

He was on his way home and had a good commute ahead of him...poor guy.

I was going to post this in Sightings, as I witnessed it rather than had it happen, but I didn't think this was sucky enough. This was just a big, brain burp.

[Danno]

At least he realized his error. If she had to explain it to him, well...

[Becks]

Sounds like something I'd do when I'm either a) tired or b) nearing the end of a VERY long day.

[Anakah]

My roomate and I were in Walmart looking for a little gate to keep our ferret in the hallway. I wanted to smack myself after asking this question. (note its like 1am)

WW (walmart worker): Can I help you?
Me: Yeah, we're looking for those baby gate things...
WW: In the infant department.
me: DOH.

I felt so stupid! Of course a baby gate would be in the baby department. LOL As soon as the words left my mouth, my foot dove upward and wanted to fill the space.