Stopped by a local donut shop yesterday near my school to get a hot coffee, warm up, and visit a friend. While we were there this man came to the counter wanting some donuts. Except...
M: Man
F: My friend
M: Do you have any day-old donuts?
F: Yes, we do.
M: Are they fresh?
I break rule #1 off in the corner (which really hurts when it's hot coffee), and my friend manages to at least hold her snickers in.
F: Well, sir...
M: Did I say what I think I said?
F: Sorry, but you did, sir...
M: Might as well add in a large coffee too....
He was on his way home and had a good commute ahead of him...poor guy.
I was going to post this in Sightings, as I witnessed it rather than had it happen, but I didn't think this was sucky enough. This was just a big, brain burp.
M: Man
F: My friend
M: Do you have any day-old donuts?
F: Yes, we do.
M: Are they fresh?
I break rule #1 off in the corner (which really hurts when it's hot coffee), and my friend manages to at least hold her snickers in.
F: Well, sir...
M: Did I say what I think I said?
F: Sorry, but you did, sir...
M: Might as well add in a large coffee too....
He was on his way home and had a good commute ahead of him...poor guy.
I was going to post this in Sightings, as I witnessed it rather than had it happen, but I didn't think this was sucky enough. This was just a big, brain burp.
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