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    Wow, I need a new wallet

    Slightly old story now, while I was out shopping one day, I pulled my wallet out to pry out my debit card. While the teller runs my card, I pat my pocket, looking for my wallet, and jump when I find it not there.
    Teller hands me back my debit card, I slip it back into its pocket on my wallet, which I had in my other hand the entire time.
    "I call murder on that!"
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    .....

    *points and laughs*
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      .....

      *points and laughs*
      See if I invite you to my orgy!

      OT: Being a wee bit Scots (in the mongrel mix) I like the wallets with the Velcro fasteners.

      Why?

      Because they Screem when you open them.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        I've spent up to 20 minutes looking for the cell phone I was holding on my hand.
        I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

        "I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras

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        • #5
          I nearly gave myself a heart attack at work once trying to figure out what I did with my watch and five rings...

          When I'd put them on seconds earlier.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #6
            Worst I did recently was to put my card in the card reader at the register and then pay in cash...

            Rapscallion

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            • #7
              I need a new wallet too. This one's out of cash! *holds up empty wallet*
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #8
                I don't and never will need another wallet. Link is possibly NSFW due to what is written on it.
                Long days, short nights, a bottle of NOS makes it all right.

                Canadians Unite !

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                • #9
                  ...Does that say "Bad" or "Dad"
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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