And another Spoiler Alert: The Titanic sinks in the end!

[TheDarkness]

So a lady and her daughter came into the video store to rent a copy of the Passion of the Christ. It was arround Easter time, so alot of people were renting it. I told the daughter where it was and she went off to get it, and I processed the lady's membership and waited for the daughter to come back. While "shooting the breeze" with the lady, I commented about how Jesus dies in the movie...

... the lady burst into tears because she did not know that Jesus died in the Passion... and no longer wanted to see it... and walked out.

... Yeah. I stood in amazement for at least 10 minutes... then almost died laughing.

[LillFilly]

Seriously, we did have a woman at my movie theater try to get her ticket refunded because she overheard other guests in the lobby talking about how the Titanic sank. She wanted us to refund the ticket because they had SPOILED THE ENDING! GAAAAHHHHH.....We just kind of looked at her, all of our brains had gone into blue screen mode. She did not get her money back.

Where had she been for the last 80+ years?????

[PupuTupuna]

But please tell me that Romeo and Juliet will live long and happy lives?

[RayvenQ]

Wait what?...........the TITANIC.........SUNK?!?!

[SG15Z]

Don't worry, calm down, he comes back to life at the end of the movie.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Wait what?...........the TITANIC.........SUNK?!?!

I didn't see that article on the Encyclopedia Titanica site . . . .

Does that mean the Lusitania didn't get hit by a German U-boat either?

[Ironclad Alibi]

Does that mean the Lusitania didn't get hit by a German U-boat either?

That's right. It got hit by a German torpedo.

[rvdammit]

Wait what?...........the TITANIC.........SUNK?!?!

They drain the Atlantic in the end...

[SG15Z]

They drain the Atlantic in the end...

I guess that was after the credits because I don't remember that part.

[rvdammit]

I guess that was after the credits because I don't remember that part.

There is a movie called "Raise the Titanic", which went so over budget that the joke is it would have been cheaper to...

[KMMCurly]

At the end of the movie King Kong goes back to the jungle right? Right?!

[Fenrus]

Old Yeller lives a long, fruitful life when they walk outside, right?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

But please tell me that Romeo and Juliet will live long and happy lives?

Actually, it turns out Romeo didn't take enough poison to die, and Juliet didn't stab herself hard enough to die, and they escaped their feuding families to fuck like rabbits, raise 6 children, and live happily and passionately ever after.

Uh, yeah. That's how it goes.

[Mike Taylor]

Brain dead coworker of mine got upset when somebody talked about how the conspirators in Valkyrie were executed or killed themselves. I then mentioned the fact that history books had been spoiling that ending for the last 60+ years. She shut up.

[Bliss]

Actually, it turns out Romeo didn't take enough poison to die, and Juliet didn't stab herself hard enough to die, and they escaped their feuding families to fuck like rabbits, raise 6 children, and live happily and passionately ever after.

That's probably Ilya's explanation to it (Never on sunday)