Ok, so I heard a funny one today. Our Dockmaster at work is doing his thing, receiving stuff, etc, when this one courier company comes up, drops off their stuff, and the driver goes to sign. I'm going to use the company name, because I can't think of an analogy, and its soo much more funny this way!
The players:
DM: Dockmaster
DG: Delivery Guy
DM: *hands DG the clipboard to sign* Alright, just sign off on here...
DG: Under National Courier Services?
DM: Uhhh... *checks truck in dock* Yup.
DG: We're not called that anymore... it's NCS now!
DM: Oo... kay? So what's that stand for then?
DG: How should I know?? I just drive for them!
The players:
DM: Dockmaster
DG: Delivery Guy
DM: *hands DG the clipboard to sign* Alright, just sign off on here...
DG: Under National Courier Services?
DM: Uhhh... *checks truck in dock* Yup.
DG: We're not called that anymore... it's NCS now!
DM: Oo... kay? So what's that stand for then?
DG: How should I know?? I just drive for them!